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Almost, But Not Quite [Damien Haas]

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Reads 16,174
Votes 456
Parts 23
Time 5h 4m

Welcome to WriteBack, an app where you could throw back to the 90s and talk to people without knowing their names, addresses, appearances, and more. There's one thing about them you could see: one of their interests.

DuckCoverHold23, whom we all know as Smosh's very own Damien Christian Haas, decides to give WriteBack a shot and puts in "anything" as his one interest. When paired with his new pen pal, SixthBennetSister28 or journalist Jade Natalie Greene, he starts to learn how falling in love could really happen right through the screen. It just so happens that, the very next day, Jade moves in next-door, and neither of them have the slightest idea who they truly are.

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STARTED: 04/02/2020
COMPLETED: 05/08/2020
Cover: Made in MS Powerpoint, photo credits to Damien's Instagram
3000+ words per chapter

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but this story and Jade Greene. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020)

Highest Rankings:
#1 in smosh
#1 in shaynetopp
#2 in damienhaas
#2 in smoshgames
#6 in smoshfanfictionAll Rights Reserved

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Quality Content ~Shayne x Reader~ by WallFlowerOutlet

You decide to drop everything and move LA to pursue your dream of acting. When you get a job at Smosh, you find yourself falling for Shayne Topp, and he might be falling for you just as quickly. ~ Anyway, just your typical Shayne x Reader fanfic.

The Three Laws of Motion [Damien Haas, Shayne Topp, Ian Hecox] by GeneralEyes

First: an object in motion stays in motion and an object at rest stays at rest unless acted upon by an unbalanced force. Damien Haas had to learn that lesson the hard way, that it only takes an outside force to change his life around, this outside force being Y/N. Second: force equals mass times acceleration. Shayne Topp didn't see that one coming, because if Y/N didn't charge into his life with speed, things would have been different. Third: for every action, there is an equal opposite reaction. Ian Hecox drew the last straw when he met Y/N and he realized that whatever he did would turn his world upside-down. Three boys. Three laws of motion. Fifteen oneshots to move their lives completely. --- STARTED: 04/02/2020 COMPLETED: 05/28/2020 Cover: Made in MS PowerPoint, photo credits to Smosh (SmoshdotStore) 2200+ words per oneshot Disclaimer: I own this story but nothing else! Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020) Highest rankings: #1 in smoshfanfiction #1 in ianhecox #23 in smosh

Shipped and Switched [Kimmien] by GeneralEyes

What's the worst thing a YouTuber can read? Their own comments. Some comments are nice, some comments make you feel angelic, and some comments... kinda sting a little too much. But also some comments are just better off not reading, especially if you're reading them with someone you're shipped with. The bad part of this is that both Damien Haas and Kimmy Jimenez were forced to read YouTube comments together as a dare, and it so happens that they wake up in each other's bodies the following day. The worse part? They're both far away from home. The worst part? They're shooting for Smosh Summer Games. And the heaven-and-hell-combined worst of all that is holy? No one knows how to switch back. Through a week-long preparation and shoot for Smosh Summer Games, Damien and Kimmy desperately find ways to return to their own bodies, but in return, they get to learn more about each other as they face challenges together. Eventually, the problem shifts from the switching to the shipping. -/-/- STARTED: 01/03/2021 COMPLETED: 02/24/2021 2200+ words per chapter COVER: Made in MS Powerpoint, photo credits from Smosh DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but this story and the cover! This is a work of fiction and does not intend to harm Smosh, Mythical Entertainment, and all its affiliations. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2021) Highest rankings: #1 in kimmyjimenez #1 in shourtney #1 in rhettandlink #2 in kimmien #3 in ianhecox #3 in smosh #4 in smoshgames #4 in smoshfanfiction

A Wrench in the Gears [Damien Haas] by GeneralEyes

A single wrench in the gears changes it all for the two of them, and no one wanted to be stuck inside an elevator after all. That seemed to be the situation for Damien Haas and Jade Greene, stuck in an elevator in a stadium jam-packed with people who loved escalators. Little did they know that this one seemingly tiny mistake would change their lives forever. --- Disclaimer: I don't own anything! Except Jade Greene and the plot, I suppose. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020) Started: 02-06-2020 Completed: 03-16-2020 Cover: Made in MS PowerPoint, photo credit to Smosh and Damien's Instagram 2200+ words per chapter Highest rankings: #7 in damienhaas #45 in Smosh

A Vibe: Damien Haas x Reader | Smosh Fanfic by The_Tale_of_a_Girl

~Completed March 27th, 2020~ "Wanna be part of Smosh for two weeks? (Smoshtest)", the title of Smosh's new video made your heart skip a beat, was this real? Up till then, you were just an average girl, looking into getting a boring job at the same boring city you were born in despite your dreams of becoming a YouTuber. Little did you know that far away in LA, opportunity awaited you and maybe even something or someone else. You didn't know what made you feel you even had a shot at winning, but you just felt a vibe that things might change for good, especially when sparks fly with a certain brunette smosh member with glasses and a goofy grin.

Are you just playing with me? by nightwriter357

Damien haas x reader smut You and Damien join the rest of the Smosh cast on a hilarious and steamy vacation. Amidst playful banter and a new spicy game each night, your chemistry with Damien intensifies. The overarching game of the week -assigning everyone an emotion towards a person on the cast -adds to the fun and tension as it makes both you and Damien wonder: Are you just playing with me? Follow me on: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/nightwriter357

back and forth (damien haas) by lucyisntokay

(REPUBLISHED THIS!! OG WRITTEN IN 2019!!!) Damien and y/n know they love each other, but can't be together- why? y/n moves to La knowing she'd work at smosh with her best friend, Courtney. She was added onto smosh games with Boze, then she met Damien, sparks flew.

Couple for Hire [Shourtney] by GeneralEyes

You may know Shayne Topp and Courtney Miller from Smosh, as everyone who watches Smosh does. But to people of three certain qualities: 1) those who don't watch Smosh, 2) who also live in Los Angeles, and 3) who hold parties and other events, they're the most sensational Couple for Hire™. As their side hustle with Spencer Agnew for their tech and Tommy Bowe for management, they attend weddings, birthdays, office parties, and more for all sorts of purposes wanted by their clients. After each event, they receive their own shares of cash and get back to their full-time jobs at Smosh. However, when they become viral and go big-time for their little acts, Shayne and Courtney compromise to pretend as an actual couple and keep up the act in front of their families, friends, and co-workers to continue their odd job. But it just isn't the same anymore, especially when not only do they become more famous by the day, they start to fall in love with each other for real. --- STARTED: 10/31/2020 COMPLETED: 12/12/2020 2200+ words per chapter COVER: Made in MS PowerPoint, photos from Smosh(dot)Store DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but this story and the cover! This is a work of fiction and does not intend to harm Smosh, Mythical Entertainment, and all its affiliations. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020) Highest rankings: #1 in smoshfanfiction #1 in ianhecox #2 in mythical #2 in shourtney #2 in courtneymiller #2 in rhettandlink #8 in smosh

Somewhere Else [Damien Haas] by GeneralEyes

Wherever you go, there will always be someone stuck in the back of your mind, and a part of you would constantly wish that you were with them wherever you were. First love, as they call it, could be anyone: a childhood sweetheart, the child of your mom's friend that you meet in a reunion party, a neighborhood heartthrob. For Damien Christian Haas, it was his high school girlfriend, Jade Natalie Greene. Parting wasn't easy for them, but it was inevitable, as most high school relationships were. When Damien leaves Los Angeles for a good week to take a desperately needed Ian-prescribed vacation in Japan, he doesn't know what kind of ride he gets into, because when he ends up getting in a car accident, the first person to get him safely rescued was no other than on-duty journalist Jade. Upon recovering, he learns that the two of them, due to medical issues for him and visa issues for her, were stuck in the country, and they get together to face whatever the embassy has to offer. In a series of recollecting, reminiscing, and remembering, they roam the country in hopes of finally going home, but neither of them tell each other how much they've wanted to stay despite their legal troubles; just so they could stay with each other again, because maybe it isn't so bad to be somewhere else. --- STARTED: 09/04/2020 COMPLETED 2200+ words per chapter DISCLAIMER: This book does not intend to harm the image of the immigration laws of any country, nor does it intend to harm the members of Smosh, Mythical Entertainment, and their affiliations. I own nothing but the cover, the book, and the character Jade Greene. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. Highest rankings: #11 in rhettandlink #88 in smosh

Starting over {Damien Haas} by SofiaroseGionomo

When Courtney's cousin and life long best friend Sydney finds herself in a bad relationship, she gets fed up and removes her from the situation. How will Sydney adapt to her new life in the public eye. Surrounded by new friends, she will attempt to get her old life back. Best ratings: #1 in Damienhaas #1 in Ianhecox #2 in Smosh

Just friends, we swear by Jaelynntodd

Highest rankings: #1 in DamienHaas #2 in Smoshgames A Damien X reader fanfic. [Book one.] You moved out to LA and applied for a job at Smosh! You were and fit perfectly with everybody else, after working on editing for a few months and getting to know everybody you were asked to join the faces of smosh. Now it's introduction day and you have to read a fanfic, what a dilemma you hate those things! (You started work a bit before Lazercorn left) [Next book: Tides change] Okay so yeah I know this is incredibly cringy to write but at least I'm self-aware, that and I thought it would be fun! If Damien ever somehow reads this and is uncomfortable with it, my guy just message me and I will take it down immediately. I am not trying to make anybody uncomfortable, I'm only writing something I can work on freely and move past writer's block on!

SMOSH GOES INTERNATIONAL <Shayne Topp x Reader> by Maebaewooh

Shayne Topp x reader ; fan- fiction ( 16+ ) " Whenever she isn't where I am, I feel like something is missing. I just wanna be wherever she is. Do the things she does. Laugh about things she laughs to. Just constantly being in her presence." This is a Shayne topp x reader fanfic, about Shanye and the " reader" meeting in smosh winter games in sweden and it doesn't take long for some serious feelings to come to the surface... #1 Smosh fanfic August 2022 #1 Smosh winter games February - May 2023 #5 Shayne Topp May 2023

Girl Stellar [Shourtney] by GeneralEyes

The Realm, provider of all the good things to humans on Earth, has a huge problem: they miscalculated and failed to assign a soulmate to the constantly devastated psychologist, Shayne Topp. Having his heart broken several times, Shayne believed that he didn't have a soulmate at all, and he was right. Nonetheless, he wishes to the skies anyway that the clouds would part to send him the woman meant for him. Receiving his case was Courtney Miller, the Head of Soulmates and the maker of the mistake. In order to keep her from being sent to the Unknown as the sanction, her friend and boss Ian Hecox gets her to break the Realm's golden rule and does the unthinkable: descend to Earth to help Shayne find someone to fall in love. However, little did she know that there was a bigger consequence than the ones she was bound to face upon returning: falling in love. As the constellations change every month, Shayne and Courtney find themselves as co-workers and friends, always on the lookout for each other as love grows between them, the boy without a soulmate and the girl sent from the sky. --- STARTED: 09-27-2020 COMPLETED 3000+ words per chapter COVER: Made in MS PowerPoint, photo credits to Smosh(dot)Store DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but this story and the cover! This is a work of fiction and does not intend to harm Smosh, Mythical Entertainment, and all its affiliations. Smosh is a-may-zing, and you guys are all my favorite pizza places. (2020) Highest rankings: #1 in rhettandlink #1 in courtneymiller #2 in ianhecox #3 in smoshfanfiction #12 in shaynetopp #15 in smosh

So It Ended Up Like This, Huh? (A Damien Haas x Reader Fan Fiction) by _-ori17-_

Starting out with just a meet and greet at Vidcon, ended up getting a chance of working for Smosh. Not to mention, a chance getting to hang out with your favorite member, Damien, almost every day. How will it end up? Well, your life has always been messy, let's just hope your new job will kick your life up a notch. Hello, this is my first fanfiction I've ever written, so don't judge too much. I'm updating the book every Monday and Friday, but I may get off-schedule every once in a while. I don't plan for this to be like 50 chapters, so it'll be pretty short-hope you don't mind. Anyways, enjoy the book and remember, if you're reading this fanfic, you may be just a tad bit obsessedokaybye. DOES CONTAIN SOME CURSING (not a lot, though) #1 in smoshdamien #1 in courtneymiller #11 in vidcon #2 in smoshshayne #1 in smoshfanfiction #2 in smosh

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Here's To Us [Shourtney] by GeneralEyes

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