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Dumb Dumb Town [#2]: un sympathique petit recueil d'Humour Shadowhunters

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[Suite du précédent Opus] 
Ici, je partagerais avec vous, comme sur le premier Opus, des traductions de memes et de "mini-conversations humoristiques" qui m'ont bien faite rire, toutes en rapport avec Shadowhunters/The Mortal Instruments (Attention au éventuels spoils !). En espérant que ce second recueil fasse naitre sur votre visage ce petit sourire en coin si séduisant, bonne lecture !All Rights Reserved

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Sweet Little Serena (Rewrite) by ACourtOfStories

The greatest Shadowhunter of his generation is what they say about the legendary Jace Wayland. But, what you don't know, is that they also say the same of his twin sister, Serena. For Serena is many things. She is the Clave Envoy to Downworlders. She is the parabatai to Isabelle Lightwood. And Serena herself, is a Lightwood, because she's married to none other than Alec Lightwood. Having grown up together, the four of them made a promise that whenever they go on a mission, four go in and four come out. Join them as they fight to keep that promise when their world is turned upside down by the introduction of Clary Fairchild, the fiery daughter of the biggest threat to the Shadow World, Valentine Morgenstern. Will they stay together? And above all, will they stay alive? (Seasons 1-3) (A/N: This is the rewritten version of the original story already published. It is also available on AO3. Would like to note that I have nothing against Alec being gay or Malec, I love them, this was just an idea that popped into my head, so please don't hate. Please don't plagiarise any of it.) (Disclaimer: I don't own anything except Serena and any original scenes and dialogue that I have written.)

Beneath The Blood Moon by ANnaMaratISrat

Claudia's life is crumbling apart. Claudia Marcellus has been alone ever since she was turned into a vampire- that was, until she met another vampiress named Thana. Slowly building her new life as a vampire up, with Thana along to guide her Claudia had formed a new purpose in life. That was, until Thana was murdered. Confused, broken, and trying to escape Thana's killer, who was now after her for unknown reasons, Claudia moves to the City of Briancon, where she meets Lupin, a werewolf man who seems awfully too familiar...and, by an odd twist of fate, attractive. Lupin is obsessed, and it's affecting his way of life. Being part of the pack meant absolute loyalty- but after a less than gracious meeting with a vampire girl, he finds his loyalty wavering. How can he be loyal when she consumes his every thought? Lupin follows her to Briancon, determined to learn more about this girl, and figure out how to rid himself of this undeniable attraction. Will Claudia ever avenge Thana's death, and find meaning in her life again? Will Lupin ever get back the life that was destined for him with his pack? Will the two of them learn to fight the growing attraction between them? This book was inspired by a short story I wrote in english. TW- Profanities, gore (sorta), angst, mentions of death, smut (probably- I'll warn you when a smut chapter comes up. Trust)

Book 2: City of Ice and Fire (a warriors cats and shadowhunters crossover) by pokemonshadowhunter

BEWARE OF THE COLD DARKNESS, ONLY AN ARROW CAN PIERCE ITS HEART Arrowheart (Alec) and siblings have just became warriors of HunterClan. Arrowheart and Goldenclaw (Jace) are now Parabatai, and Clary has decided to join HunterClan. Life couldn't be better right? Wrong. Enemies lurk around every turn. With WolfClan missing, it will be up to HunterClan to bring them home once more. Arrowheart, Goldenclaw, Nightrose (Izzy), Clary, Simon and Patchfur (Magnus) will search for answers on how to defeat their enemies. With Frostfang alive, and the Circle returning, there is sure to be plenty. And, they must also find the truth about enemies they know are nearby. Will they succeed, or will they be destroyed? The fate of the Shadow World rests in their paws. Join Arrowheart and his friends on this brand new adventure. There will be new experiences galore. With special missions, searching for truth, epic love stories, and new cats to meet with their own stories, the second installment of the Shadowhunters: Mortal Instruments and Warriors Cats: The Prophecies begin crossover is at it again in City of Ice and Fire. Disclaimer: I do not own Shadowhunters or Warriors Cats. Nor do I own the pictures I post on here. Credit to the creators who made them. Hope y'all enjoy!

ꜰʀᴀʏᴇᴅ |ᴀ.ʟ.| ꜱʜᴀᴅᴏᴡʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀꜱ ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ {ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴍɪʟʟᴇ ꜰᴀɪʀᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴛʀɪʟᴏɢʏ #1} by vivaciousvixxen

Camille Fray has a normal life. A young mother, a young sister and a father who died when she was child. Graduated from high school and 2 years into a psych degree. A normal, boring life. A mundane life. Or so she thought. On the night of her sister's 18th birthday, everything changes. Skeleton's come out of the closet, secrets are revealed and both her and her sister, Clary, are thrust into a world where "all the legends are true." When Camille meets Alec, even more changes. His intelligence and brusque manner matching her own draws her to him but will he feel the same way? Or will continuous obstacles keep two people, who should be together, apart forever? Find out in Frayed. {BOOK 1 of the Camille Fairchild Trilogy}

The Cursed Island (✓) by piadreamer

✨ONC Round One qualified ✨ ✨ONC Round Two qualified ✨ ✨20,000 words ✅. ✨ ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ "Oh my god! Where are we!? This couldn't be real! That was just a game, a damn video game!" A woman exclaimed, then burst into crying. "Maia! Baby, calm down. We'll figure it out, okay?" "But how Jordan? How? We're in the middle of nowhere!" "Mam, please calm down. He's right. We all need to figure this out together." Another person said, who was sitting on the armchair of the rotten couch. "Okay, I'm still not convinced!" Jace exclaimed while looking all around the mansion. "How could we all be inside a game!? This isn't some sci-fi movie, it's real-life dammit! What kind of sick prank is it!?" "Excuse me!?" Someone from the crowd yelled, "dude, prank or not, we're stuck on a freaking island. We should think about how to get out of here, alive!" ......................... Alexander Lightwood and his siblings had an addictive nag for video games. They loved spending hours trying to beat each other, but life found its way and made them separate, from the game and from each other. Now, in 2028, a new addictive game has found it's way into their lives - The Cursed Island. As the nostalgia hits the siblings, they gets involved but there's more than it meets the eye. People are vanishing out of existence and now Alexander Lightwood and his family are the victim of this cursed game. Will they be able to find the escape or will they become the victim of the unseen force? ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ Genre: Fanfiction Subgenre: Thriller, Adventure, Fantasy Ratings: Mature ⚠️W⚠️ Contains graphic depictions of mature content, unsettling visuals, violence, use of strong language, and mention of smut. [Images used in this book are taken from the internet. Credits to the rightful owner.] [I don't own any of the charac

THE IMMORTALS (✓) by piadreamer

This is a sequel to A Surprise and A Betrayal. If you haven't read that story go check it out first. Because it's a sequel, you won't understand most of the things happening here if you haven't read A Surprise and A Betrayal first. Hope you'll enjoy both the stories. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alec is immoral now and living a happy life with his husband. Simon and Izzy are engaged to be married and they have a great news coming ahead, a former member of their group is soon going to be a shadowhunter. Everything's going perfect and they all are living happily. But how long does their happiness going to last? Little does the group knows that everything's about to turn upside down and they are about to face the biggest threat they have ever encountered. A dark shadow is lurking above their heads ready to tear them into pieces. How will they handle this new threat? Will they succeed in winning this battle or will they die fighting? Read this book to find out what happens. Warning: Contains mature themes and content like graphic depictions of violence, use of strong words, mention of smut etc. (I don't own the characters, all the characters belongs to Cassandra Clare and Shadowhunters, exception being a few whom I created for this story.) (All the pictures used in this book are taken from the internet, and some are edited by me. Credits to the rightful owner.)

Malec ONE SHOTS by Thatonegirlfromoz

This will be a collection of short stories of Magnus Bane x Alec Lightwood from the series The Mortal instruments, although I will primarily be going based on the tv series Shadowhunters. I do not own any of the characters I am merely writing the misadventures. Will include pre written prompts, AU, and just made up adventures and potentially chapters in addition to just single chapter stories. Enjoy! :D Cover is courtesy of the amazing Sparkly_Malec!! <3

Shadowhunter Facebook Chats by porcelainpegasus

Just a regular old TMI/TID fanfic. *WARNING* May contain scenes of randomness, extremely weird conversations, spontaneous appearances from other fandom characters, llamas, severe hallucinations, fangirls, fangirling-inducing sentences, SPOILERS (CoHF and CWP), a near lack of TDA characters which is sad but yeah, Downworlders, excessive amounts of glitter, death threats, sarcasm, various references to outside TV shows/books/movies, furry tongues, evil unicorns, more sarcasm, nerds of the multiverse, spaghetti tacos, Clace, Sizzy, Malec, Wissa, Jessa, and pretty much all the epic ships in the Clare books, dragons, Minecraft, random bois, random girls, glitterbombs, long-winded warnings, and cheese. Oh, yeah, and Shadowhunters. Anyway.

Not by Blood - BEING REWRITTEN IN SEPARATE STORY by Booklivesmatter

"Family isn't just blood, Clary." _____________________________________ Following Jocelyn Fairchild's untimely death, Clary realizes she has no-one left. Simon is coming to terms with the fact that his family may never accept him for who he is, Jace has turned his back on her and Luke can no longer stand the sight of her. When an unlikely Shadowhunter reaches out and offers her the chance to become his family, can she trust him? Or is Clary destined to be alone forever? ****Disclaimer**** I do not own The Mortal Instruments, Shadowhunters or any of the characters involved. Credit goes to Cassandra Clare and the Shadowhunters writers.

Sweet Little Serena (Original) by ACourtOfStories

The greatest Shadowhunter of his generation is what they say about the legendary Jace Wayland. But, what you don't know, is that they also say the same of his twin sister, Serena. For Serena is many things. She is the Clave Envoy to Downworlders. She is the parabatai to Isabelle Lightwood. And Serena herself, is a Lightwood, because she's married to none other than Alec Lightwood. Having grown up together, the four of them made a promise that whenever they go on a mission, four go in and four come out. Join them as they fight to keep that promise when their world is turned upside down by the introduction of Clary Fairchild, the fiery daughter of the biggest threat to the Shadow World, Valentine Morgenstern. Will they stay together? And above all, will they stay alive? #1 in aleclightwood #1 in isabellelightwood #1 in jacewayland #1 in cityofbones #1 in valentinemorgenstern #1 in jonathanmorgenstern #1 in shadowhuntersfanfiction #1 in magnusbane #1 in lightwood #1 in shadowhunters #1 in downworlders #1 in themortalinstruments #1 in claryfairchild #5 in magic #9 in demons (Seasons 1-3) (Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or the plotline. I only own Serena and any original scenes and dialogue I've written.) (A/N: Would like to note that I have nothing against Alec being gay or Malec, I love them, this was just an idea that popped into my head, so please don't hate. Also, I still suck at descriptions but we're not surprised.)

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Sweet Little Serena (Rewrite)

The greatest Shadowhunter of his generation is what they say about the legendary Jace Wayland. But, what you don't know, is that they also say the same of his twin sister, Serena. For Serena is many things. She is the Clave Envoy to Downworlders. She is the parabatai to Isabelle Lightwood. And Serena herself, is a Lightwood, because she's married to none other than Alec Lightwood. Having grown up together, the four of them made a promise that whenever they go on a mission, four go in and four come out. Join them as they fight to keep that promise when their world is turned upside down by the introduction of Clary Fairchild, the fiery daughter of the biggest threat to the Shadow World, Valentine Morgenstern. Will they stay together? And above all, will they stay alive? (Seasons 1-3) (A/N: This is the rewritten version of the original story already published. It is also available on AO3. Would like to note that I have nothing against Alec being gay or Malec, I love them, this was just an idea that popped into my head, so please don't hate. Please don't plagiarise any of it.) (Disclaimer: I don't own anything except Serena and any original scenes and dialogue that I have written.)