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A Farting Fantasy - Declan McKenna

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Reads 16,719
Votes 69
Parts 20
Time 36m

Life is mundane for 18-year-old Emily Vanita who was born and raised in a small town just outside of London, until one day when she gets a call from BBC Radio 1 that gives her the opportunity of a lifetime...All Rights Reserved

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Chance Encounters

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