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It's Not An Adventure (Dirk Gently x reader)

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Okay so I was watching the Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency panel in San Diego and one of the questions was 'What case would you like Dirk Gently to try to solve?' and Max Landis' answer was hilarious. If you've seen the San Diego Dirk Gently panel then you may already know what's going to happen. Basically what Max did was he almost created the plot of an episode/season within his two-minute answer. It was so random and funny and it was just so Dirk that I had to write something about it. Hope you enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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Bad Blood (6Questions) by DearMoonshine

"May I ask?" I supported my head with one hand, sending a captivated look to his deep dark eyes. "Is it true you only need six questions to win a girl over?" Corners of his lips slightly twitched before answering. "I think that's quite underestimating me, Marianne. I can win anyone over. And as quickly as I damn please." I chuckled. Everything would have seemed funny to me then. Even though he pretty likely wasn't so much joking. He was young, handsome, charismatic, smart and a diplomat on top of that. All together it was making him freaking good at fooling people and getting exactly what he wanted from them. And they would look forward to getting screwed by him... "Don't laugh." I bit my lip and shook my head, taking a new drink from the counter and gazing at him through the glass bottom. It was dangerous. Once I wasn't paying for the booze, I drank well over the limit. And started to behave weirder than ever, it's emberrassing to just think about it. Yet he didn't quite mind, and kept providing me with new drinks, having surely a great fun. (...) That's just so you know, officer, I'm not completely responsible for what happened that night or later on. Although I feel deep regret for all the following events. *** One says 'vampires'. The other one sneers 'for children'. Well, what if they were just... humans? With benefits. A kink, if you will. What then? #1 diplomat [16/1/2022 - 22/2/2022 - 10/8/2022] #1 topsecret [21/1/2022 - 10/8/2022] --- A sort-of-vampire, sort-of-mafia, sort-of-dark-romance, sort-of-crime story... I blended all those genres I love to create something new, perhaps a little more realistic, perhaps a little more fictional. I don't know, I'm curious what you'll say to it. - Mature content and language alert, but nothing too explicit, I believe... Hope you'll enjoy. Please vote and comment⭐️

Disturbing Medicine by SilverGrey05

Derek has noticed his ex-wife and girlfriend have become like partners in crime. Oh how true would that metaphor turn out to be. Story starts after George cheats on Callie with Izzie but before Addison leaves for Los Angeles (mid-end Season 3). I saw an edit on TikTok about this concept and couldn't get it out of my head. Also if there are drawing along the story, you can ignore it. I only wanted an excuse to draw them. This is my first story so it might not be the best but I'll try! Story contains both MerAdd and MerDer. Also contains some murder(s) sooo yeah be wary.

Unexpected (Dirk Strider x Abused! Reader) by mewbbydude

(20 Parts) Why...? Why was he being so gentle? He hadn't taken any positive interest in you until that moment, but then again, you hadn't really seen much of him since he showed up. The tears leaked out of your eyes because you knew that you had lost it all. And it was all his fault. Everything was gone. No one was going to just ignore you like you had planned. They had all been getting more suspicious lately... And now you were being found completely guilty. (I don't own Homestuck, Dirk Strider, Jade Harley, Feferi Peixes, Sollux Captor, or the picture. I own the storyline.)

ᵢcₐᵣᵤₛ ~ Dᵢᵣₖ Gₑₙₜₗy ✅ by Orion_Writes

Part One of the Cain Saga COMPLETED "𝓘𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓾𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓯𝓵𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸𝓸 𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓷," It's funny how in an instant, everything can change. Sicillian Presque aka Project Cain has been trying to settle down and lead a regular life. The breach was 16 years ago, you think she would have achieved normality, right? Nope. Just when things return to normal, the Hollistic Assistant finds herself dragged into an impossible murder case. That's just the way the universe works. Dirk Gently x OC Started: 3rd March 2021 Finished: 20th March 2021

Foul love by blissfullyluna

A family of four goes on a vacation to Las Vegas but their vacation turns upside down when a homicide occurres in the hotel which makes them extend their stay. the killer is among them but the police have no leads and often end up in dead ends. And the love between Richard and Vanessa starts to break as this occurred. secrets began to unfold and sorrow began to overcome them. now the question is, Who is behind all of this? what will happen to the couple? 'loving you was the biggest mistake I made, but the sad part is I don't regret it' *Please note that this is one of the few works I made and one I am very satisfied with. it is a short story as it contains very less chapters. this was actually made for my literature assignment but I took some effort to make it a story. so actual credits go to my literature teacher, thank you ms.Nithali for the inspiration. I accept constructive criticism and will always look forward to making my work better. anyways, thank you for reading and i hope you enjoy!

Shane (COMPLETED) by Fallen_Angel0416

She was pretending to be normal while being experimented on at home. Her life was different from the day she was born. the parents she knows don't care for her or any of her siblings that were there. So she helped them escape, and stayed behind for a reason unknown. But when high school starts and she has to stay home the first day because of experiments something changes. Her scientific 'parents' want to do a routine test but Shane injects herself accidentally with adrenaline. stupid of her really but her parents inject her with something. this was the last straw for her as the pai became too much for her. when she goes to school the next day she is different. it's noticeable to anyone and especially to the guy that bullies her everyday. what does she do when she see's her bullies girlfriend cheating on him? what will she do when she sees bruises on him? what does she do when she starts to change into a horrible being that only wants one thing?

The Eustice Murders (Complete) by TheresaLambe

On the heels of their success of solving the Resmar Murders, a cold case that is well over a decade old, lands in the laps of detectives Hank and Sam in the west coast town of Eustice and its leading up to the one of their biggest challenges to date. Not only is a rough start with the new team that they have to overcome, but also evidence that's truly out of date, and top it off with having the frustration of a new office. Add in the fact that it's an older case and the murders had just stopped without word makes it even harder. But what's now creepy is that the same exact murders are happening again, with the same use of a pool ball at the scene. Can the detectives solve the case in time again? Can they hope for the same success when it seems like everything is stacking against them? Can they figure out if it's a copy cat or land the original killer?

Catch me if you can by classy_scorpio

[Not Edited] He's ruthless every man wants to be him or the fear him, every women wants to fuck him. He has the largest mafia he could kill anyone in a blink of an eye. She is the Beauty every girl envoys. She can seduce any man, what happens when she seduces the wrong kind of man. He falls head over heels For her. he would give up anything and everything. She didn't know what she's gotten into. She gets pregnant and flees never wanting that life for her child, she steels his money and heart. He will find her and he vows to destroy her. What happens when it's been years and he finally finds her, will he kill her in cold blood or will he see her and his child and decided to have Mercy. The meet when she was 19 and he was 22, she's now 24 and he's 26. ☽ I cum on his mouth and he slurps up every last thing. But he doesn't stop he keeps sucking and licking my clit harshly. My legs start to shake and I try to close my legs but he holds them open. "It's t-to much" my words come out shaky. "Your gonna take it like a good girl ok." ☽ [mature audience] [sexual scenes]

Dirk Gently: Project Icarus by donnanoble1234

When I first watched this show, I had no idea what was going on, but I knew I had stumbled upon something absolutely genius and insane. Expect a similar concept with this fanfic. This takes place after the events of season 1, in which Dirk has been captured once again by Blackwing, Todd has pararibulitius now (that's a made up Max Landis disease to save you a google search, guys), Farah has 4 million dollars in the bank, Bart and Ken have been separated by Blackwing, and Hugo has captured seemingly everybody, even the Rowdy 3. Will Dirk ever get out of this prison? And will the effects on him be more than Todd realizes? Todd just wants his friend back so they can fix things. But the universe has other plans. *rated M for strong language and violence*

In Your Arms by DoctorRockhard

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Bad Blood (6Questions)

"May I ask?" I supported my head with one hand, sending a captivated look to his deep dark eyes. "Is it true you only need six questions to win a girl over?" Corners of his lips slightly twitched before answering. "I think that's quite underestimating me, Marianne. I can win anyone over. And as quickly as I damn please." I chuckled. Everything would have seemed funny to me then. Even though he pretty likely wasn't so much joking. He was young, handsome, charismatic, smart and a diplomat on top of that. All together it was making him freaking good at fooling people and getting exactly what he wanted from them. And they would look forward to getting screwed by him... "Don't laugh." I bit my lip and shook my head, taking a new drink from the counter and gazing at him through the glass bottom. It was dangerous. Once I wasn't paying for the booze, I drank well over the limit. And started to behave weirder than ever, it's emberrassing to just think about it. Yet he didn't quite mind, and kept providing me with new drinks, having surely a great fun. (...) That's just so you know, officer, I'm not completely responsible for what happened that night or later on. Although I feel deep regret for all the following events. *** One says 'vampires'. The other one sneers 'for children'. Well, what if they were just... humans? With benefits. A kink, if you will. What then? #1 diplomat [16/1/2022 - 22/2/2022 - 10/8/2022] #1 topsecret [21/1/2022 - 10/8/2022] --- A sort-of-vampire, sort-of-mafia, sort-of-dark-romance, sort-of-crime story... I blended all those genres I love to create something new, perhaps a little more realistic, perhaps a little more fictional. I don't know, I'm curious what you'll say to it. - Mature content and language alert, but nothing too explicit, I believe... Hope you'll enjoy. Please vote and comment⭐️