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questionsandanswers saveme splatoon uhhhh

welcome to the bread bank

we sell bread, we sell loafs

we got bread on deck, bread on the floor

TOASTED

ROASTED

shut the fuck up

listen i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those

you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out

it's gluten free

i don't care if it's gluten free

swear on your fucking YEEZYS

if you wanna fight, we gon' fight

tryna be on WORLDSTAR?

wut, you gon' record it?

ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON

what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?

what the fuck do you want?

i'm the motherfucking MANAGER

at the BREAD STORE

B R E A D

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD

i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief

we can't take shit out the bread

why put it in in the first place?

i know y'all smoking that pack

we got crackers

no gluten

fuck crackers

it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?

hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit

look we got whole wheat: gluten free

texas toast: gluten free

TORTILLA-

fuck all that

what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

florida

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police

i'm goin' WEAST

nah, don't call the police, i got a warrantAll Rights Reserved

questionsandanswers saveme splatoon uhhhh

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Splatourney: The Intro by KySketch

2021 desc: Just thought I'd post this to get it out there. It's not the best story but I thought I'd try anyway. As a heads up, I used Celine Dion's name on a character NOT as a representation of her (the two aren't related), but because I just liked the name. Besides, anyone can use names and have the same one. Also this story is not SplatRoad related, though it may incorporate some species into it. ----- 2020 desc: This is a short story as a sampler for my readers out there. If you like it and want a sequel, be sure to tell me on my tumblr (spadedfox) in my askbox if you don't have a wattpad account to comment with! ----- Welcome to the world of Splatourney, a battle-royale based world where only the smartest strategists are recognized as the top players! Every match is a test of strength and wit, and it's all to see who the last one standing is! Enter Rona, a new inkling to Inkopolis Streets. He isn't the freshest yet, but he's heard all about this place from his older brother. He's determined to leave his mark here no matter what it takes! When his big mouth and bigger ego cause him to face off against one of the top 10 highest ranking players, he's forced to deal with learning everything there is to battle, the hard way. Can he make it through, and rise to the top?

❝𝐎 𝐔 𝐓 𝐂 𝐎 𝐌 𝐄❞ by Mid-NightCrisis

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒: 𝐂 𝐎 𝐌 𝐏 𝐋 𝐄 𝐓 𝐄 𝐃 ✔︎ 【𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐂𝐄𝐎! 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫】 ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵ Misjudged, not truly seeing him for who he is. Having to always put up a fake image he's built over the years, all for his father. But once he was done with all of it: people actually mistook him for a robot, now critizing him for not leading up to their expectations. The only thing about this was that not once did he care what people thought about him or spoke about him. But after meeting you, he'll absolutely do anything, become anything. Become something he didn't even know he'll do for anyone. It seemed to unlock something deep within him that no one had control over. The only thing he desired, the only thing he wished for, was for you to become his and his alone. The only thing you could do is to prepare yourself to see this outcome. Or; to try to get yourself out. ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆　　｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ⚠︎𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗥⚠︎ In this book, all my characters do not exist in any anime or manga, I created them in my head and I write them how I want them to be. The story along with plot belong to me and me alone. The book art/photo do rightfully belong to their owners, I only added the letters and a few extra touches that are noticable. The image's,gifs and songs do rightfully belong to their owners as well. ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆　　｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ -ʀᴇᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴍᴏᴅᴇ. ⚠︎-sʟɪɢʜᴛ/sᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs. ⚠︎-ᴘʀᴏғᴀɴɪᴛʏ. ⚠︎ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴɪɴɢ ᴏғ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ - ᴇᴛᴄ.

Into the Light by RaveDoggTV

What would you do when you have nearly lost your family, your home...everything that you had cherished? You take matters into your own hands and deliver the hand of vengeance on your enemies who dare to threaten everyone's future. Once more begins, a story will shape the destiny of the multiverse, as we dive Into the Light. Warning: The following story will contain content that is only suitable for mature audiences. Viewer discretion is advised. This story as a whole is meant to be a reimagined version of the original Into the Light that I wrote 3.5 years ago. There will be alterations to what I wrote in the original book, but I will be expanding the story greatly and giving more insight into the lore as a whole. Please don't get too mad that this is not the same Into the Light you knew and loved. Hope you guys enjoy the story, and let's get it on! Expanded story inspired by High School DxD, Fairy Tail, Persona 5, Final Fantasy, Warhammer 40k, and other sources Splatoon is owned by Nintendo, Hisashi Nogami, and Shintaro Sato Splatoon Manga is owned by Sankichi Hinodeya, CoroCoro Comics, and VIZ Media and is officially branded by Nintendo High School DxD is owned by Ichiei Ishibumi, Miyama-Zero, Fujimi Shobo, Passione, and Crunchyroll

Splatoon Manga x Reader One-Shots! [Re-post] by Midmighty_Wife

Before we get into things. There will be no requests on this because the one-shots are done. At least, for now. I am finally allowed to repost this so, here it is. The first few one-shots start off going toward more female readers, so I apologize for that. Later on, the reader will be referred to as they/them. But thats like, way later. So I deeply apologize for that, please just ignore it as best you can. T-T Someday, I will come back to write one-shots and take requests perhaps. I hope you'll be there when I do. Requests - Currently closed

Just the janitor | Yandere heroes x male reader by Axe_InTheRogue

In a world of superpowered beings, it's natural some become heroes to try and better the world such as Scarlett the Bold, Janice the shield, Mary the healer, and the one everyone fawns over: Stardust. As cheesy as it is to say, "With great power comes with great responsibility." So they formed the hero's guild under the name: Justice. To keep not only themselves in check but any future heroes who come to take up the mantle of preserving peace and justice. And then there's you; No powers, no great feats of achievement. Just a regular person trying to go about his days worrying about the future rather than saving lives. After hearing your mother complain about your need to get a job after graduation, you come across an advertisement online that grabs your attention. Not knowing what the future has in store for you, we can only pray god will have mercy on your soul. -------------------------- Hey guys welcome back to another story I hopefully won't delete after a week again! I've got nothing else going on, and I'm seeing a lack of male reader yandere stories recently. The yandere tag is filled with girl stuff that I can't read lmao. Anyways, I've got basically nothing going on outside of work so expect frequent updates. Until I hit burnout, but we'll find out how it goes. But I do hope you enjoy this story! There are some warnings as it'll get dark, fairly quickly. Trigger warnings I guess could be: Torture, manipulation, gaslighting, love bombing, kidnapping, and a slight amount of gore. I'll update this as I add more chapters. #1 MaleReader 5/23/24 #1 Gaslighting 5/23/24 #1 Yanderegirl 5/23/24 #1 Hero 6/12/24

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Painted black.. broken male inkling reader x splatoon harem by GunslingerDeath101

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Revolution- Runaways 3 [EDITING] by _silverlining_98

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You're a Kid now, She's a Squid now by FanficLad42

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Splatourney: The Intro

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