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~Homestuck Seven Minutes In Heaven (Various! X Reader)~

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Parts 25
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Reads 189,034
Votes 4,094
Parts 25
Time 1h 20m

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Your name is (y/n) (l/n) and you, my fine friend, are being pulled to a party. Whom are you being pulled by to who's party? Well, by none other than me, Xena, to only the coolest kid on the block's house! Dave Strider, duh! He always threw the sickest parties (and fire). That bro is hella lit. 

Wait, hold the phone! Why exactly are you being forced into clothing to attend this party, you may ask? Who the hell /doesn't/ like parties!? You're no nerd (OK maybe you are &lt;3)! But, who wouldn't take up on the opportunity to play scandalous games such as Seven Minutes in Heaven! Especially when you know that special someone you've been pining after is gonna be there. Who knows, your normal night might actually end in something saucy happening ;^). 

(Updated Info Box: February 24th, 2017)
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Have fun with reading this book (which I admit, is pretty cliche. I wrote this 2 years ago, hush). 

And thank you for 100k reads! &lt;3 

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Happy Little Pill by minty_garbage

Your name is Dave Strider and you have officially lost all control over your life. You like to smoke a lot of marijuana, you tend to tap into acid here and there, and you drink more than anyone your age should. But no matter how many times people drill the phrases of 'Stay away from drugs and alcohol!' and 'Smoking kills!' into your abused head, you just... really don't care anymore.. Well, not until you meet a certain nerd who somehow manages to intrigue you that is. (POV changes throughout the story) (AN: There is a high possibility that I will change the name of the fic and change the cover, so don't be alarmed if you see it differently.) (THIS IS A TRIGGER WARNING, DON'T READ IF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING TRIGGERS YOU: STORY CONTAINS UNDERAGE DRINKING, SMOKING, AND DRUG ABUSE! I WILL ADD MORE WARNINGS AS THE STORY PROGRESSES! ALSO INCLUDES HARSH LANGUAGE, BRIEF MENTIONS OF SUICIDE THREATS, AND BULLYING!)

A Life Made In A Movie. A Very Bad Movie [DAVEKAT] by iicantword2

Karkat Vantas. A very unpopular, short, and short-tempered troll. He tries desperately to make it through his first year in a human school, but with everyone still not fully accepting trolls added on with his so-called 'stupid' blood color, he can't find a single person who understands him, yet. Dave Strider. Maybe one of the most popular guys in the school. Nobody knows why he's always wearing those cool ironic shades of his, and most people want to find out. But Dave himself wants his eyes to stay hidden, and nobody else has ever seen them. He thinks that if anyone did, they would make fun of him and his good reputation would immediately disappear. The two, basically opposites, find that they actually might get along and relate to each other. But who knows what a simple sentence could do? (this is my second fanfic and the first homestuck one i've ever written so if the writing sucks don't judge! also none of the art is mine. ships included will most likely be johndave at the beginning, and throughout the fic theres gonna be erisol, rosemary, some jadenep, johndirk, and vrisrezi! if you don't like one or more of these ships deal with it.) (also both of the main sillies are trans if that changes anything. enjoy the fic!!!) (cover art by tgcg on tumblr)

Interspecies reviewers x reader lemons by finthecloudfinder

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Land or Water? by 2ollux_Captor_413

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