Mr.Villain Please Go Away [Under Heavy Revision]

"Go away, I'm currently having a four way affair with my bed and this sandwich, and it feels oh so good."

"Oh? Shall we make it a five way?"

"Bravado will bite you on the butt. Let's do us both a favor dear sir. Kindly close the door and bugger off! There's no room for a fifth in this relationship!"

"Mmm, I don't know. I'm really curious how strong bravado bites.

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If it wasn't enough that Alicia had to die before she could eat that pizza she ordered, god trollingly reincarnated her into a world where pizza did not exist.

"That bastard!" She exclaimed.

Yet when she turned age eight and was regularly leaving her home, she realized this world she now lived in was the world of a cliche, fantasy romance novel she'd once read. Which ironically had a game, since the novel had magic and action added into it.

"Not only a bastard, but an unoriginal one too!" She snorted.

While she lived out her peaceful days with her siblings, not once was she forced to cross paths with the heroine or her main characters. But that meant nothing to her as she sought them out for her own form of entertainment.

It was like watching a TV drama, live in person!

But, why did Alicia's dragon suddenly bring her a gift in the form of a person? Why did this person look an awful lot like the sub-villain meant to torment the heroine?

She looked towards her dragon with a glare. His nose pushed the sub-villain closer as his tail wagged, looking up at her with those damnable puppy dog eyes.

How troublesome!

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Checklist:
☑ Shameless Glutton Main Character.
☑ Shameless Clingy Male Lead.
☑ Supporting Cast with personality.
☑ Dragons and magic.
☑ Light comedy.
☑ Twists and turns with mysterious spice.
☑ Misunderstandings? Only the silly kind. Low-key best kind.
☑ Emotionless slabs of ice melting at the door.
☑ Plot? PLOT? "Shush! Let me watch my reruns in peace."

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This is a ORIGINAL story and not a translation. All rights reserved.

Cover is drawn by me.