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Complete, First published Jun 15, 2020
I DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE 200 incorrect quotes, starring Technoblade and FriendsAll Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- Plan MMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Take out?Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- Answer The Question, Techno!Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- I Guess He Is ThenMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Techno's ListMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Poor BabyMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Well, You Got SomethingMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Welcome To The FamilyMon, Jun 15, 2020
- MistlefoeMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Don't Disappoint Your Fans Like ThisMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Knife MonopolyMon, Jun 15, 2020
- It's A - mEnTaL bReAkDoWnMon, Jun 15, 2020
- What Else Was Going To Happen-Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- Top Ten Killers In The WorldMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Friendship Goals?Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- Marshmallow TimeMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Better Question: You Okay?Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- Blocking Someone Is Very Simple-Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- "As Shakespeare Once Said-"Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- It's Out Of Anger ThoughMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Muggy Day, Ain't It?Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- Why Did You Marry Him ThenMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Normal People? HaMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Techno Is ObliviousMon, Jun 15, 2020
- It's Probably The KnifeMon, Jun 15, 2020
- In A Dark Room...Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- In A Dark Room (Again)Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- Twelve Dollars? Surely That's Enough To Hire An AssassinMon, Jun 15, 2020
- What Happened To Your RoommateMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Honestly, SameMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Better Watch It I GuessMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Well Who Else WouldMon, Jun 15, 2020
- I'm Sure He Can Take Care Of Himself, DadzaMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Quiz Time!Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- That's...Not A Good ChoiceMon, Jun 15, 2020
- No, Let's Do Change The SubjectMon, Jun 15, 2020
- - Love, Techno?Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- So...Skepnoblade or Techbur?Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- What A Good Older Brother! ....WaitMon, Jun 15, 2020
- Of Course It's Your Normal Face-Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- Officer SkeppyMon, Jun 15, 2020
- That FaceMon, Jun 15, 2020
- But Did You Join The Cult Of The Blood God Though?Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- He Broke Into Your House At Midnight To Talk About Milk?Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- Uh, Techno?Mon, Jun 15, 2020
- That Demon's Just Been Vibing-Tue, Jun 16, 2020
- Inner PeaceTue, Jun 16, 2020
- Oh Skeppy's In Trouble?Tue, Jun 16, 2020
- Fear The King (And Love Him Because He's Baby)Tue, Jun 16, 2020
- They're Gonna Give Themselves HeadachesTue, Jun 16, 2020
- The Gift Of Bees (And The Sting Of Betrayal?)Tue, Jun 16, 2020
- Don't Get Locked Out In The FutureTue, Jun 16, 2020
- At StarbucksTue, Jun 16, 2020
- In A Haunted HouseTue, Jun 16, 2020
- Well, You AskedTue, Jun 16, 2020
- Don't Steal From TechnoTue, Jun 16, 2020
- Friendship Is ChaosTue, Jun 16, 2020
- Driving TimeTue, Jun 16, 2020
- You Are An Adult Too, TechnoTue, Jun 16, 2020
- Good To KnowTue, Jun 16, 2020
- Leave A Review On "Pain" NowTue, Jun 16, 2020
- That's Not A New Thing ThoughTue, Jun 16, 2020
- Cake Baking TimeTue, Jun 16, 2020
- You Should Probably Listen....Tue, Jun 16, 2020
- Look, As Long As No Knives Or Fire Are Involed, Things Should Be GoodTue, Jun 16, 2020
- You Should Probably Answer Techno SoonTue, Jun 16, 2020
- Illegal ActivitiesTue, Jun 16, 2020
- Fall? You Mean AutumnTue, Jun 16, 2020
- You Do Have To Specifiy ThoughTue, Jun 16, 2020
- Well...Tue, Jun 16, 2020
- I Don't Like ThisWed, Jun 17, 2020
- Good Advice, Will Use LaterWed, Jun 17, 2020
- Memories Are What You Make Of Them?Wed, Jun 17, 2020
- He Isn't WrongWed, Jun 17, 2020
- I Would Like To Know TooWed, Jun 17, 2020
- So SupportiveWed, Jun 17, 2020
- Murder Mysteries Are Great, But Um...Wed, Jun 17, 2020
- That's Siblings For YouWed, Jun 17, 2020
- Respect? For That You Must Train For One Hundred YearsWed, Jun 17, 2020
- Short Skeppy-Wed, Jun 17, 2020
- Friendship? Ah-Wed, Jun 17, 2020
- Wear Heels Maybe?Wed, Jun 17, 2020
- This Is A LIBRARYWed, Jun 17, 2020
- Would That Just Be A Scream OrWed, Jun 17, 2020
- The Reasons WhyWed, Jun 17, 2020
- Witness? SuuureMon, Jun 22, 2020
- Are You Two Good Actors Though?Mon, Jun 22, 2020
- Well Good JobMon, Jun 22, 2020
- Um, Think A Little More Clearly, Maybe?Mon, Jun 22, 2020
- At The End Of The WarMon, Jun 22, 2020
- Wha- Wait-Thu, Jul 2, 2020
- Logic? HaThu, Jul 2, 2020
- Okay, Ex-English MajorThu, Jul 2, 2020
- Don't Say Stuff Like ThatThu, Jul 2, 2020
- You Know, Gonna Specify That All Shipping Is A JOKEThu, Jul 2, 2020
- Skeppy, You Need To Train For Another One Hundred Years, I'm AfraidThu, Jul 2, 2020
- You've Gone And Jinxed Yourself NowThu, Jul 2, 2020
- No I Don't Think SoThu, Jul 2, 2020
- Oh, Uh-Thu, Jul 2, 2020
- That's Not Good AdviceThu, Jul 2, 2020
- Please Just Do Another Collab-Sat, Jul 4, 2020
- Is This Really How You Get Away With Every Terrible Idea You Have?Sat, Jul 4, 2020
- Why Are You Drinking Vodka With Orange Juice? Oh Thanks For That ExplanationSat, Jul 4, 2020
- Is He Wrong Though?Sat, Jul 4, 2020
- You Can't Just Change The Game Like ThatSat, Jul 4, 2020
- Sharing A Room At 3amMon, Jul 13, 2020
- You're Right But Also Wrong?Mon, Jul 13, 2020
- Snakes Are Just Budget LizardsMon, Jul 13, 2020
- Friendship Bracelets!Mon, Jul 13, 2020
- Water Fight! Oh, No, Don't-Mon, Jul 13, 2020
- Good Morning! I Hope You Guys Had A Better Sleep Than I DidTue, Jul 28, 2020
- As A Former Violinist, Can I Just Say: Beginners, Please Do Not Practise Near MeTue, Jul 28, 2020
- For Some Reason, I Don't Think This Would Go Too Well...Tue, Jul 28, 2020
- Brotherly Affection Time!!Tue, Jul 28, 2020
- Well, It Is Skeppy, So...Tue, Jul 28, 2020
- So, Um, Techno, Go Back To Hyperfixating On Farming Potatoes PleaseTue, Jul 28, 2020
- Good Stream On Sunday, Made Me Think Of This:Tue, Jul 28, 2020
- Oh, How Will You Ever Get Out Of The Trouble You're In Now?Tue, Jul 28, 2020
- Aw, Poor Wilbur....Tue, Jul 28, 2020
- Excuse Me, What Mess Did You Get Yourselves Into HereTue, Jul 28, 2020
- I Think That's A Valid ReasonTue, Jul 28, 2020
- Well....Is That All You Have To Say...?Tue, Jul 28, 2020
- I Don't Actually Know How Tall Skeppy IsTue, Jul 28, 2020
- I'm Sure It Was Just Luck That Got Him This FarTue, Jul 28, 2020
- Why Does This Sound Like Something My Younger Brother Would DoTue, Jul 28, 2020
- I Wonder How Long It Will Take Until Squid Actually Does Pass TechnoTue, Jul 28, 2020
- Have You Guys Noticed That I'm Running Out Of Ideas For TitlesTue, Jul 28, 2020
- You Guys Watch CPK, Right?Tue, Jul 28, 2020
- You Cannot Defeat The (Ex) English MajorTue, Jul 28, 2020
- People Reading This: What's Your Favourite Ice Cream Flavour?Tue, Jul 28, 2020
- I Think You Might Be WrongThu, Jul 30, 2020
- Please Put The Knives Away!Thu, Jul 30, 2020
- Seems Pretty True To MeThu, Jul 30, 2020
- Crosswords Are Fun (Don't Hurt Each Other)Thu, Jul 30, 2020
- Sleepover Time!Thu, Jul 30, 2020
- Well, You've Messed Up NowSun, Aug 9, 2020
- First Of All, Spiders Are Terrifying, Second Of All, NO-Sun, Aug 9, 2020
- On An AirplaneSun, Aug 9, 2020
- Did You Lock Your Door?Sun, Aug 9, 2020
- I Really Want Another Skeppy And Techno Collab, Is That Too Much To Ask For?Sun, Aug 9, 2020
- So Last Night On Twitter Was Kinda ChaosFri, Aug 14, 2020
- Yesterday Was Good, But An SBI Meetup Would Be BetterFri, Aug 14, 2020
- Do You Have A Basic Understanding Of Phones And Numbers?Fri, Aug 14, 2020
- Add Joke About Bullying Orphans HereFri, Aug 14, 2020
- Please Upload TechnoFri, Aug 14, 2020
- Congrats, Tommy, On One Million Subscribers!Mon, Sep 7, 2020
- Basically Me When I Watched Fundy For The First TimeMon, Sep 7, 2020
- Have Techno and Tubbo Ever Interacted?Mon, Sep 7, 2020
- So, Um, Tommy's Latest Video... (Yes It Was Two Days Ago, Leave Me Alone)Mon, Sep 7, 2020
- Manners Don't Pay?Mon, Sep 7, 2020
- Basically Their Dynamic (Tumblr Inspired Me)Mon, Sep 7, 2020
- When Phil Tries To Cheer Up TechnoWed, Sep 9, 2020
- Why Are You Like ThisWed, Sep 9, 2020
- According To One Of Phil's Streams, This Isn't Even IncorrectWed, Sep 9, 2020
- Is He Wrong Though?Wed, Sep 9, 2020
- Whoever Said A Dictionary Can't Get You Detention...Fri, Sep 18, 2020
- The Problem With LettersMon, Sep 21, 2020
- Techno's Saturday PlansMon, Sep 21, 2020
- You Sure 'Bout That?Mon, Sep 21, 2020
- Defenestration TimeMon, Sep 21, 2020
- When The Children Play GamesMon, Sep 21, 2020
- What's Wrong With Some Discipline?Tue, Sep 22, 2020
- Would You Rather...Tue, Sep 22, 2020
- Who Put Him In ChargeTue, Sep 22, 2020
- What Even Is SleepTue, Sep 22, 2020
- I Think That May Be A Little ExtremeFri, Sep 25, 2020
- Biology Facts With TechnobladeFri, Sep 25, 2020
- I Really Can't Believe That Wilbur Is TallerWed, Sep 30, 2020
- Texting With Wilbur And TechnoTue, Sep 29, 2020
- When Wilbur's Left In ChargeWed, Sep 30, 2020
- I Just Want To Say That Ya'll Had Better Be Appreciating ScottWed, Sep 30, 2020
- Ya'll Excited For Halloween?Fri, Oct 9, 2020
- At 3amFri, Oct 16, 2020
- Just Let Techno Read In PeaceFri, Oct 16, 2020
- Someone Here Is Right And Someone Here Is Very WrongFri, Oct 16, 2020
- Lunchtime With Skeppy and SpifeyFri, Oct 16, 2020
- CONGRATS TECHNO ON 3MILSat, Oct 17, 2020
- Tommy In DetentionSat, Oct 17, 2020
- Techno At The Grocery StoreSun, Oct 18, 2020
- I'd Like To Jump Off A Cliff (It's Better Than My Exams)Tue, Oct 20, 2020
- CONGRATS TOMMY ON TWO MIL (Late Because of Exams)Thu, Oct 22, 2020
- The Return Of The JellyfishSun, Oct 25, 2020
- The DreamSMP Storyline, HuhSun, Oct 25, 2020
- When Techno Isn't A Good Role ModelSun, Oct 25, 2020
- When Tommy Comes Home After CurfewMon, Oct 26, 2020
- "Stop Laughing At My Loneliness" - TechnobladeMon, Oct 26, 2020
- Techno's ReasonsMon, Oct 26, 2020
- So...Is Skeppy A Vampire?Tue, Oct 27, 2020
- What Great Older BrothersTue, Oct 27, 2020
- Lifehacks With SkeppyThu, Oct 29, 2020
- When Someone Steals Bad's MuffinsThu, Oct 29, 2020
- Techno's Reasons (Again)Thu, Oct 29, 2020
- Because This Was Necessary InformationThu, Oct 29, 2020
- Skeppy's Experience With DentistsThu, Oct 29, 2020
- Who Even Likes Cauliflower?Thu, Oct 29, 2020
- When Wilbur Is ForgetfulThu, Oct 29, 2020
- I'm Wondering What Techno's Plans For The DreamSMP AreSat, Oct 31, 2020
- Happy Halloween!!!Sat, Oct 31, 2020
- Finally, A Skeppy And Technoblade CollabSun, Nov 1, 2020
- Who Has FeelingsTue, Nov 3, 2020
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