America's Crazy Ass States - ~ℑ𝔫𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔢𝔅𝔲𝔪𝔟𝔩𝔢~ - Wattpad

America's Crazy Ass States

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Being a parent wasn't on America's to-do list. But it's been centuries and his collection of little shits has grown. They're still as cute and on crack as when he first got them. Hidden from the other nations America's states go through celebrations and tragedies. From the Revolution to the Civil War to the World Wars, the family has supported each other no matter what happens (ignore the Civil War tho). 

So as we introduce each state, let's witness shenanigans, love, and the inevitable revealing of the states to the nations. 

*Lots of swearing*

(I'll try my best to get the facts right and not make all the nations out of character. I don't own Hetalia, it should be obvious. The only thing I own is the state OCs and some other nation OCs. This story is on Wattpad and Ao3, both versions are written by me. I don't own the cover, I only edited it to serve my purpose)

The ship is Romano X AmericaAll Rights Reserved

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Putting things back together by N0L0ng3r0nHere

Francis moved to America to open up a small café, he ends up sharing a 4 bedroom house with three other people. A loud American named Alfred A quite little Canadian name Matthew And a grumpy Brit named Arthur They all seemed so familiar to him, yet he's never seen any of them. and one of them is holding a big secret from the other three.but what? .................................................. This is my first fanfic by myself. I hope y'all like it even though the hetalia fandom has died down I'm still a huge fan and thought this was a good time to leave my shell and write this. Anyway this may have FRUK in it and maybe other ones too. OOC (out of character) a lot. And an OC for the landlord. And other languages Done! I do not own hetalia I only own the plot Rated mature, just in case.

America one-shots by angrylnxy

So this is a one shot books for the lovely America of course this is my home country so I feel better about writing about him. I'm also from the Deep South. I have a long bus ride and lunch so I'm going to write stories and stuff Thank you everyone who read and and commented on these one-shots I have decided to finally lay this one-shot book to rest lol. If you want to read my much better works I write on Ao3 under a similar username! - Angry Lnxy out! ( 2022 September 4)

RusEng (Russia x England) by Captain_Kirkland48

I don't own Hetalia or the characters there won't be any smut in this so it's safe, tell me your opinions in the comments. In this story, I'm making them slowly fall in love The picture is mine so please don't steal x

And Now, The Products of The World! by redreddraws3

Hi, I'm Redreddraws3, and this is my first time making a oneshot book! This book exists because I have ideas that I wanna write, but I didn't have a book to write them in, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. Yes, this is an America oneshot book. I wouldn't call it World x America where the whole world loves him, just different universes in which different scenarios play out with different nations. Warnings: Smut, Angst, talk of abuse Mostly fluff and humour! NOW COMPLETE: DECEMBER 31ST 2021 THERE ARE EXCLUSIVE ONESHOTS BEING PUBLISHED ON AO3(Redreddraws7) Most events in this oneshot take place before 2022. Please do not get offended by any ships, as most of these were written in 2020. Thanks! Also I was a stupid little preteen when I wrote these so some of these ships may be a bit weird or a bit ehh to some people. Please don't be rude and keep all comments to yourself please. Thank you!

Roadtrip?! Hetalia x Reader by That_Weirdo_one

WATTYS 2019 COMPLETED BOOK 1 *Tries to think cool quote from the book* 》"Yeah it really is beautiful" He said. "And now you are supposed to say some cheesy pick-up line" You advised. He chuckled and thought for a moment. "But not as beautiful as you.. Is that cringe enough?"《 (Nailed it) (Y/N) is a country. One day America requests few countries including (C/N) in a meeting.. Somehow they end up in Disney land. Action: Checked✔ Breaking the 4th wall: Checked✔ Romance: Checked✔ 2p's: ..Maybe? Shitty humor: Checked✔ And i think that everybody knows that i don't own Hetalia (Or do i?), you (you belong to the countries) or any of the pictures that i have used! I just own few of my OC's and the story plot.

Secrets Of A Superpower by WeirdShadowPerson

There is many things we keep a secret, for many differemt reasons. We all have secrets, big or small. America is no exception. He has swept many things under the rug, and one day, he has to leave for an unknown reason. The countries know he has secrets, but how many, and are they important? Dangerous? He was never open with another country, always ignoring their questions. So, the nations look through his bag as a result and find something interesting... (;-; Context time. Don't expect routinely or fast updates. Not that big brain. America is the oldest between Canada, Mexico, and himself, Mexico being the baby. Canon can just screw off- cause imma be including some slight OOC moments, but for the majority he is in character, or just slightly out of it. This is history based but will be historically inaccurate at times. This is basically a normal 'cOuNtRiEs rEaDiNg DiArYs' story because I have headcanons and no life, and, America is my favorite ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Thanks for reading if you do, completely understand if ya don't C:)) I'm noticing this story is very historically inaccurate, i mess up times and just am dumb, so, do your own research if you wanna, but don't think what I'm saying is gospel. Times are hard for my smol brain to comprehend lmao

Hetalia X Reader Oneshots [Requests Are Closed] by Sharpshooter_Sh

These are Hetalia Oneshots! Requests Are: [Closed] (For now!) {NSFW/Smut is allowed.} (Note: Please bear in mind that I'm an amateur writer and I don't know every single character like some others.) [Warning: There is mature language, mature themes like Torture and Sex which some of is Implied in some of these Oneshots. But don't worry! I've made warnings at the start of each oneshots so if in doubt, you can check the warnings!]

A Hero By Any Other Name [OLD] by Ese_chicanoL

[OLD. NEW VERSION OUT NOW.] One day, Alfred had mistakenly left his journal in the meeting room. He had left his stuff behind due to an emergency back at his home, and so; the remaining nations were appalled at finding something that he'd been writing in. And unfortunately, curiosity killed the cat. Many of the others began to read the pages, which led them all to realize that Alfred was a whole lot different than what they'd thought he'd be, for being the personification of the United States. Several twists and turns begin to crumble, as a hidden secret between Arthur, Matthew, and Alfred comes to light. While Matthew descends into mental chaos- the rest of the nations manage to take back the journal, only to find out some horrible secrets the American has about them. [Disclaimer: Hetalia does not belong to me, all rightful credits go to Hidekaz Himaruya (AKA: Hima)!] - - #1 in aphamerica - 06.22.23 #1 in romanovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in felicianovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in aphprussia - 06.29.23 #2 in aphrussia - 07.03.23 - - Started: 06.XX.2023 Ended: [DISCONTINUED] - 08.13.2023

Daily Shenanigans of the Awesome Trio by stellarchique

Basically what the title says. Mathias, Gilbert, and Alfred's daily life with their friends. I wrote this when my family moved to Manhattan because I was sad and missed my friends. So I decided to write a fanfic about my favorite characters having the fun I wish I could have. This was written three years ago so some jokes are pretty outdated but whatever. - All intellectual properties go to their right owners but I don't think I have to make this clear cuz this is fanfiction -

Union's Brood by ImAProfessional0

After the second American Civil War, the world changes drastically. A new nation stood where the United States once was, the Last Empire having fallen to its own people. Addicted to more chemicals than a lab rat, Alfred has a hard time keeping his head up- quite literally. It's not that he doesn't want to quit- believe me, he does!- it's just that the withdrawal is destroying him from the inside out. What makes it worse, is when he's placed into an arranged marriage as a landgrab, and then told about it just before it happened. Now he is wrestling with both his addiction, and someone he was supposed to marry in 1860! Ivan was an addict, once. He understood the pain of withdrawal. He wants to help, since there was nobody around to help him. The idea of joining the Union was one he hadn't even thought of before his boss had arranged the marriage with the dictatrix. Now, he was thrown into a world he didn't know, forced to interact with people he had never met, and be one of the first nations, the third most powerful, to join a mega-nation. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Extra: Alfred is headcannoned as brown get over it. Alfred is headcannoned as non-binary (used to be a 2s) (he/him, female titles) Nobody is irrationally scared of Russia. You like a lot of cute babies and mama Alfred this is your book my guy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hetalia: Axis Powers does not belong to me. No editor just me. All art in this book will be mine (unless, of course, fanart :) )

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Putting things back together

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