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A Match Made in Azkaban

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Reads 6,239
Votes 368
Parts 7
Time 28m

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completed completede crackfic demumbridge harry hp nonsense potter

A dementor named Billy Joe is (for some odd reason) on his way to win Dolores Umbridge's foul and nonexistent heart.

Stay tuned for their first kiss.
MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!

(I already added a Demumbridge kiss scene at the end, so don't murder me. It's not a very nice experience.)


Completed, 11/4/2020All Rights Reserved

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