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If Roger Waters had an Instagram.

I'm sure he does but its not like this.

This is angsty. This is teenagers. This is Sparta.

Why are you still here.

Just read the damn book.Public Domain

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" this all is your fucking fault" all of a sudden I was slammed against my locker,towering over me was my arch enemy 'Sam the Dam'. My head was pounding against the hard surface,I hissed in pain glaring straight to him. He was fuming with anger like a predator ready to attack his prey. He stretched his right hand to grab my neck and placed the left one on my shoulder to keep me still. He lowered his chin to my ear and snarled "you are fucking dead 'Meth' ,if I have a slightest clue of your involvement in this shit, I will hunt you down till your last breath". I was choking on air and my vision was a blur ,for a while I thought I was going to die .Mustering all the courage that I could have found, I yanked him away from me. Mean while I was gasping for the air, that dickhead had his usual cocky smirk. I aimed at him and broke his nose ,blood oozing in droplets" want to mess with me Sammy! , first of all clear your own shit, you son of a bitch! "with that I punched hard-on his lower abdomen while he was still holding his bleeding nose, I left the locker room with a sense of victory. Two competent boxers who can't stand each other for a moment without insulting.... Ultimately fall in love. Man*man gay romance leave if you are homophobic.

Cocky Confessions and Comedic Cravings by Celestineseraphina

Let's get real, Being a teenager sucks. So many stress and work, its nothing like those cliche movies. But y'know that feeling when you like someone? everything seems SOOO interesting.. NOW your life is a cliche teenage movie, huh? This book knows how you feel~~

oikawa's in a toxic relationship. iwaizumi, his teacher, will do anything to help him. anything. » completed » rewriting: poison ivy guys this book contains very toxic relationships and tbh i wanna delete it but :/ so pls just read it if ur 18+/know what is healthy and what is not in remationships and keep in mind that when i was 15 i didnt know what was ok and not and im sorry lol.

He's a Goodie-Goodie, And He's a Dirty Rich Boy. He volunteers at soup kitchens, He's never worked a day in his life. He would rather spend time with his grandparents on a sunny day at the lake, And He rather be alone in his room with one of his boyfriends. Welcome to the world of Zack and Dylan. Zack is that ultimate crazy popular, heart breaker type of guy that you just can't help but drool over even when you know you can't have him. He's openly gay and always speaks his mind. Even if it's telling you,"You totally look fat in that dress." He's not the nicest person in the world but he has his reasons... Dylan is the kind of guy that any girl would died to have. He's the old-fashioned, one step at a time kind-of guy that would never do you wrong. He spends his time helping others that are less fortunate instead of himself. He's sweet, kind, caring, and responsible. Everything any girl or guy would want. But if he so perfect why would he be so straight? But not only is his sexuality a problem to him, his whole life could be falling right before his very eyes. Can there possible be one or two little things that are bad in a Mr. Goodie-Two-Shoe's life? You can't be 100% perfect, now can you? Oh and one last thing... With there complete polar opposite lives, Is it no wonder that they HATE each other? ****THE SEQUEL IS NOW AVAILABLE TO READ**** (2020 Update: God I love that this is #12 in the stupid category. But seriously, this book contains a lot of toxic stuff so if you're going to read it just be aware. Also I wrote this when I was like 12 soooo yikes but that also means I was writing about things that I had no real knowledge of. Please educate yourself and if I do ever decide to rewrite this cursed book I will be sure to acknowledge some more of the things in this story that are a bit too much. Anyways, stay safe and enjoy the story if it's not too cringe for you lol)

In which I fall in love with my brother's best friend. ***** "Don't pretend like you don't feel anything." His voice is low, sending shivers down my spine. "What do you mean?" "You know damn well what I mean." "I don't know what you're talking about." I pretend to ignore him, flipping some pages in my book. "Come on. I have all these assignments waiting. Aren't you supposed to teach me tonight?" "It depends on what you want me to teach." He smirks, his voice sounding even more dangerous. ***** I thought that my brother was the most popular guy in school, but as soon as I step into my university life, I realize how wrong I was. Meet Vaughn Cooper, his best friend. The guy is the epitome of every girl's dream. Godlike handsome. The quarterback. He's got the looks, and he's got the brain. Come on, he's got the scholarship to one of the most prestigious universities in the country, while I have just barely passed the entrance examination after long years of struggle during high school. How could a guy who worked that hard and deserves nothing more but adoration be labeled as a bad boy? Yeah, the answer is simple. The moment we lock eyes, I realize something as I stare into those piercing, amber eyes. He's not every girl's dream. He's every girl's nightmare. In my case, MY nightmare. Calm down, heart. Our story hasn't even started. © 2020 Anya Jayvyn. All Rights Reserved. (Content warning: This book has descriptive sexual content, explicit language, and triggering themes)

I'm terrible at descriptions but just give my book a try i promise you won't regret it. I'm pretty funny ik if you really are funny you shouldn't have to say that but y'all might not even read the book so you might not be able to look in to my unique humor. Please read it I'm begging you please I got a chocolate addiction to feed hear people please read this book

change. (harry styles) by serenitystylesxx

PSA: i started this book when i was like 13 in middle school so BEWARE IT IS SO CRINGY AND SHOWS OFF A VERY DUMB VERY TOXIC RELATIONSHIP IM SORRY IN ADVANCE "There is a light inside everyone, you just have to get past the darkness."

chris sturniolo imagines by yourmumssidehoe1

these are just little imagines about chris i think of though out reading other imagines or books also i will be swearing so if you don't like that don't read this idk why it would be a problem for people coz like the triplets swear all the time but some people add it so i though might as well just incase i also have a tendency to ramble so if i add shit that really isn't necessary sorry about that i'm not proof reading this shit coz i know ill regret all life decisions on making this and delete the whole thing

C̺͆O̺͆M̺͆P̺͆L̺͆E̺͆T̺͆E̺͆D̺͆ Started ~ February 13, 2021 Ended ~ April 3, 2021 ~ Re-write ~ May 28, 2021 End ~ August 18, 2021 *************** Disclaimer! This book might not make since at some points. This book does go a bit fast. There is NO HAPPY ENDING. *************** "Wait honey stop!" The lady yelled, but I wasn't gonna stop. I headed for the front door and before I could push it open I felt arms wrap around my waist "Stop" I kept thrashing in his arms "Come on stop, your gonna hurt yourself more" I didn't listen I just kept trying "Keep her arm as still as you can!" Someone yelled and I felt hands grab my right arm and then something prick my skin "Just stop!" Slowly I collapsed in their arms and my eyes shut. Not how this was meant to happen

Some Mattia one•shots for y'all lonely,horny, sad people out there. *WARNING:THE BOOK CONTAINS A LOT OF SEXUAL CONTENT* A lot of these are from two years ago so be ready to cringe hella hard

Detroit become human X reader {CLOSED} by m0thMushie

This book is complete and I wrote this as a cisfemale bi 15-year-old, so Please for the sake of my sanity you don't have to tell me how cringe it is, I'm 20 Also please stop sending me death threats ffs. I will most likely delete this book soon yet I'm sour cause I wrote this during a tough time in my life. It's tricky this will most likely be deleted by 2025 (when I graduate college)

My New Muse (XXX) (Completed) by AliyahEzinma

This book is rated R. Please proceed with caution. This is the more raunchy version of the book. *** We stand in silence, as I sip my water, and he watches me do it. Finally, he breaks the silence. "I'm sorry if I... offended you by sleeping in your bed last night. This morning. Whatever." "It's fine. You didn't do anything." He nods, his eyes far away, as if thinking of how to word his views. "I didn't do anything... but I wanted to. I wanted to so badly." I nearly choke on my water. I don't know what's worse; his confession, or how nonchalantly he says it, as if he's reading the weather. "Come again?" I say, thinking that I must have heard him wrong. He shrugs. "I want to f*ck you." Again, he is as nonchalant as ever. I just stare stupidly, my mouth agape. He closes my mouth, grinning at me, wicked intentions in his eyes. Not so nonchalant anymore, I see. "Um, I-I...I don't..." I stop talking, realising what a total idiot I sound like, while his grin broadens. In that second, I am grateful for my dark skin, as he can't see me blushing. "Tongue-tied?" My cheeks get hotter. "Shut the f*ck up." He actually laughs. "Don't worry, honey," he says, his hot breath brushing against my face, shocking me. When did he get this close? "One day," he whispers, now in my ear,"I will f*ck you." I realise that my eyes are closed and I open them. He's gone. I stand there frozen, in total shock. What the actual f*ck just happened? *** When all you know is disappointment, you become your own best friend. You isolate yourself from everyone else. You need no one; love is a weakness. That's the case with me. Then, Prince Charming rides in and changes everything. Except, he isn't a prince. He is light, but he holds darkness; he is joy, but he knows pain; he is beauty, but within him is imperfection and ugliness. He is just like me, but he is nothing like me.

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-"Why are you crying?" What, I didn't know I was crying. -"Come on." He offers a hand to help me up. -"Stay away... from me." I get up on my own a grunt escaping my lips when I feel pain in my knees. -"Your knees!" He crouches down to look at them up close. -"Oh don't act as if you care." I look down and see he has wet hair, which is reasonable since he came out of the bathroom. *Swoop* He scoops me up, my injured knees on his left and my head rests on his right shoulder. I hitch as he picks me up. -"What do you think you're doing? Put me down this instant!" I try to wiggle out of his arms, but it's useless, he holds me tighter to his chest. He gently places me on the bed, and I sit on the edge, I instantly throw my hand to his face intending to slap him. As if it were muscle memory he blocks my hand and gently holds it. He crouches down not breaking eye contact. -"Stella, I'm... sorry. I acted out on you." I know Jacob, and that probably was hard for him to admit. -"Let me treat your knees." He places a gentle hand over my wound. ~ ~ ~ ~ Her Dad was murdered fighting for what was right, her mom didn't love her dad all that much...or her, she plans to follow her dad's footsteps even though that might lead her to death. Her parents had a planed marriage, her mom was more on the medium class while her dad was lower, that said, he needed money to help some important people and ended up marrying a women he didn't love. She has an awful opinion of men. She loved her dad, but she was still mad at him, for his decisions. A little something might happen in her life to change that perspective.

Blood Will Tell || Harry Styles by HStyles4eva94

Prologue I know I shouldn't be interested in him but I can't help it. He is wrong for me; he is he 'Bad Boy' that your parents warn you about. I can't help but wonder if this facade of his - being the Bad Boy that everybody is afraid of is fake. I have no reason to think so but I just don't want to believe that he is like the people represent him to be. Or Maybe I just don't want to admit that I have fallen for the worst guy in the neighbourhood. I don't know. I wish there was a way to get over this petty crush of mine. I mean, he doesn't even know I exist despite the fact that we go to the same school and are in some of the same classes. I am not the nerdy girl that spends her days in the library studying for the test that is coming up in 3 months, nor am I one of the makeup clad barbie dolls that walk around with my assets hanging out. I'm just me. Average Natalie. I don't fit in any of the traditional high school groups. I have friends but I am not the type of girl that everybody wants to hang around with. Although I mentioned that I don't hang in the library, I don't exactly hang out on the grounds with everybody either. I spend most of my time in my own personal designated space in one of the art rooms. But enough about me, let me get back to my issue at hand which is Mr Self-centred. The guy I was discussing was Harry Styles. He is the reason parents lock their daughters away at night and the reason shops that stay open after dark now have more security than ever. And unfortunately, he is the guy that I am most attracted to... Please give credit to @jacey.f from Instagram who is the girl that gave me the book cover and title.

"I love you" she says and kisses my jaw tenderly. "I love you too baby" I reply stroking her still damp hair. We were sat in a dirty McDonald's car park. We could be sat in a fucking pile of trash and I wouldn't care. Because I would be with her. As long as I'm with her, nothing else matters. -------------------------------------------------------- After all he had known was anger and hatred she was like a breath of fresh air to him. With just one look into her mesmerizing chocolate eyes and one listen to her angelic voice he knew he was ruined. He despised this feeling. He felt helpless. No matter how much he tried to stay away he was drawn to her and he knew he was playing a very dangerous game. Leaving the pain of her past behind her she starts a fresh in a new town with her older brother. Meeting the towns bad boy was not on her agenda but every time she saw him she was intrigued. He was rude and had a terrible attitude, but his eyes didn't show anything but pain which is something she knew all too well. They are complete opposites but have one thing in common. They are both broken, maybe just maybe they could be the cure to each others pain. ⚠️ this story contains mentions of abuse and alcohol so if you are not comfortable with this please do not read my story.

The Struggles of life as a Moody Teen (A large collection of my angry opinions) by pudgyaf

There are a lot of things in life that can really grind your gears - and it's apparent that as a teenager you have the ability to pick out literally anything and complain about it. This is not a story as such - more of a collection of niggles that can only be shamed and exposed through the wonder of writing. Things such as: The annoyance of one bar of wifi Why siblings are the reason you want to move out of home The struggle of spending time with relatives you don't care about And many more. So this "book" is more of a continuous blog - think of it as an archive of articles all vaguely pointing in the same direction. I hope you enjoy them and can relate to them as well xD

errr okaaeeh... this is total bullocks 🤓 just kidding, but, like, i don't really like most of this here. i won't rewrite it, or anything, cause i'm working on a few other things, but, uh... yeah

I Fell in Love with a Bad Boy by Beautiful_Tragedy8

CRINGE WARNING! First book I ever wrote on here!! -- "Sometimes the person who you are willing to take a bullet for is the person behind the gun." I stood peering over the cold lifeless body that lay before my eyes. I had always thought of death the enemy, but right now, I blessed it upon the person who is now at peace. Sometimes you don't need to be the smartest, or the fastest, but you do need to be wisest. They say the blood runs deeper than water, and I believe it, because even though the people that we love can turn on us and begin to hate us, they are only human, meaning that soon they will begin to see how short life really is and how it is not to be wasted. People who seem perfect and they look like they have no floors'; they are the people who are suffering, like I was. But I found my savior in the most uncommon place. He was able to look through my mask, he saw the cracks, and tried to fix the broken girl that hid away deep inside the girl who only wanted to be seen as 'fine'. I slowly began to find comfort and safety in him, and I did the same to him. We were two broken people becoming whole. Someone once said when you pass, if you can count your true friends on one hand you are beyond lucky, and I even though I did not like the person that lay before me, I know that he once had true friends, including me. I'm a 17 year old girl who has suffered more than any other, beginning to believe that 'Hope' was just another word the people throw around. Until I fell in love with a badboy. Trailer to the side -------------------> Made By @Laura__1 Cover made by @Beautiful_Tragedy8 Copyright 2014

The title says everything 🌷 Its not that basic okay, I actually like it😂 ⚠️ smut ⚠️⚠️swearing⚠️ I'm not good at English so correct me if i spell something wrong please 😘✌️ TikTok: payton.moormeier.luv.u

Love In Boxing Ring

" this all is your fucking fault" all of a sudden I was slammed against my locker,towering over me was my arch enemy 'Sam the Dam'. My head was pounding against the hard surface,I hissed in pain glaring straight to him. He was fuming with anger like a predator ready to attack his prey. He stretched his right hand to grab my neck and placed the left one on my shoulder to keep me still. He lowered his chin to my ear and snarled "you are fucking dead 'Meth' ,if I have a slightest clue of your involvement in this shit, I will hunt you down till your last breath". I was choking on air and my vision was a blur ,for a while I thought I was going to die .Mustering all the courage that I could have found, I yanked him away from me. Mean while I was gasping for the air, that dickhead had his usual cocky smirk. I aimed at him and broke his nose ,blood oozing in droplets" want to mess with me Sammy! , first of all clear your own shit, you son of a bitch! "with that I punched hard-on his lower abdomen while he was still holding his bleeding nose, I left the locker room with a sense of victory. Two competent boxers who can't stand each other for a moment without insulting.... Ultimately fall in love. Man*man gay romance leave if you are homophobic.

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