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Sarcasm | Five Hargreeves

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OKUNANLAR 996,445
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Süre 13h 34m

Sarcasm, a term which here means the use of irony to mock or convey a message, is a defining feature of The Umbrella Academy, shaping the dynamics and personalities of each of the Hargreeves. 

With their dysfunctional upbringing and superpowers, the superheros use sarcasm as a coping mechanism and a way to express their frustration, affection, and most importantly, rivalry.

There was a certain air of rivalry between each member of the Academy, but they all dimmed in comparison to the competition Five and Y/N Hargreeves shared. 

From their upbringing all the way up to Five's disappearance, the constant bickering and struggle to outshine the other all led up to one moment. 

The Apocalypse. It was supposed to act as the end to everything, but it turned out to be the beginning of something new as Y/N and Five decided it was time to work together in order to find a solution to their impending doom; and potentially save the lives of billions. 

Time was essential, so in the 10 days they have, they can't waste their precious time on mindless arguments and futile aggravations.

They have to team up, and be the heroes of the Umbrella Academy they were destined to be.

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Season Two✔️
Season Three ➰
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XXX "Why not?" Five asked, "I thought you would want to, especially because you would want to kill everyone." She smiled, "That's exactly why they took them away, because they know I think like you." XXX Y/n Hargreevs is one of the 'lucky' eight children is adopted by a certain billionaire they are forced to call dad. She is also one of the forty three children who were gifted powers since birth. That day when Five left through that portal, her life fell apart. He broke his promise of coming back, and she was left alone sitting outside waiting for him. She was about to loose hope, but little did she know that she would also loose her freedom that day. The voice in the back of her head became louder, and she thought she was going crazy. This place would make anyone go crazy, but this all proved to be wrong when she met the voice in person.. This is, and always will be, The Umbrella Academy. No matter what.

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Aleya Hargreeves had never felt normal in her life, especially having five brothers and two sisters that were born on the same day as her, but not related to her whatsoever, and having special powers that no one else in the world had, her father naming the group 'The Umbrella Academy'. Once she finally gets a grip on having a semi-normal life like she always wanted several years later, her father passes away, forcing her and her dysfuntional family to reunite once again, bringing back sad and happy memories, and the chaos that ensues with this simple reunion. Only thing is, the apocalypse is in eight days, and no one knows how to stop it. I DO NOT OWN THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS IN THE SHOW.

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XXX "Why not?" Five asked, "I thought you would want to, especially because you would want to kill everyone." She smiled, "That's exactly why they took them away, because they know I think like you." XXX Y/n Hargreevs is one of the 'lucky' eight children is adopted by a certain billionaire they are forced to call dad. She is also one of the forty three children who were gifted powers since birth. That day when Five left through that portal, her life fell apart. He broke his promise of coming back, and she was left alone sitting outside waiting for him. She was about to loose hope, but little did she know that she would also loose her freedom that day. The voice in the back of her head became louder, and she thought she was going crazy. This place would make anyone go crazy, but this all proved to be wrong when she met the voice in person.. This is, and always will be, The Umbrella Academy. No matter what.

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