◼️⬛ || 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖙 || ⬛◼️

"𝓘 don't think there's actually a single sane Hololive member. There are only people who are really good at faking it"

"𝓞𝓴. But this... is just divine... exquisite."

"𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 happens when we squish your squishy hair?" "I'll bonk you. With a crowbar. Don't do it."

"𝓢𝓮𝓮, sometimes, in life, you try and hit life with a 'hoocha!', but then life decides to hit you with a 'hoocha!'. You know what you do, in this predicament? When life hoochas you? You go AGAIN!"

"𝓘'𝓶 gonna get it! I'm gonna do it my way! I DON'T CARE IF GRAVITY SAYS YOU CAN'T, I'M GONNA!"

A mismatched jumble of self-indulgent vtuber oneshots written by your neighbourhood friendly old testament angel.

Cover art by solani on Danbooru