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"--Phos i'm telling you, i do not know what they are saying!" i denied as i hide behind phos from the angry mobs. 

"I AM SO BRITTLE OK! I DONT WANT TO WORK" I yelled.

"WHY ARE YOU SO LAZY, STONE!"

"let me enjoy my freeloading!!"

"eh? stone you get a job! HOW UNFAIR!" phos says enviously.

"I DONT HAVE A JOB! MASTER SAID SO!"

"i did not say that. i have said that you are free to help your fellow siblings."

"...heard that stone--"

"where is she?"

"she already run off."All Rights Reserved

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The Mangekyou to my Sharingan (Itakashi) by SashaQuintanilla

Itachi has always put Sasuke before everyone even the man he desperately loved. Kakashi always wondered why itachi killed his clan, why Itachi left without saying a word and why Itachi still isn't back even when Sasuke knows the truth. Both feeling different emotions but with the same thing on their mind... When will I see him again? THIS STORY WILL FEATURE ATTEMPTED SUICIDE, SELF-HARM, AND OTHER POSSIBLE TRIGGERS!! (Other side ships with be features: Naruhina, Sasosaku, ShikaIno, SaiSaku, Deisori, Painkona, SasuSaku, InoSai, ShikaTema (The picture does not belong to me)

His Traitor ➪ 𝘬. 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 [lemons] by kakashicumslut69

"𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐈 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞. 𝐔𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞... 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐲𝐞." • [Prequel to; Your Power] • This story does not follow Naruto timeline! • KakashixFem!Reader Coming back home having killed your lover- who meant more than anything to you- now that's purely traumatic. But what happens when you grow close with the infamous friend-killer... do you stay for him? Or do you still lack loyalty? #1 - Kakashixreader [6/18/21] #1 - Kakashifanfic [4/15/21] #1 - Naruto [6/19/21] #1 - Coycatninja [6/29/2022]

Stay [SasuNaru] by CheysShadow

An argument that left Naruto feeling broken. An accident filling Sasuke with regret. Hopefully it's not too late. *Warning: This is a BoyXBoy love story! If you don't like yaoi, don't read it. Has suggestive language. *Disclaimer: I do not own any rights to any of the characters from Naruto. This is simply a fanfic made for fun.

Saviour by sommergymnastica

1ST PLACE NARUTO WATTY AWARDS 2021 🥇 #1 in MadaTobi. Tobirama x Madara. WARNING: Heavy mature sexual content. The guilt was eating me up from the inside. It was gnawing at my blood, through my inner organs, through my bones until it poked holes in my skin and I couldn't take it. I'd killed Izuna. And seeing his brother mourn him... I wish there was anything I could do... ANYTHING to give the light back that his brother obviously had given him, and now taken away when he had died. Or when I had killed him. Tobirama is devastated after coming to terms with the fact that killing Izuna had not been the right decision. Watching Madara suffer the consequences of losing the one he loved the most, he starts to realise his feelings towards Madara.

Tasteful Nudie | KakaObi by Lordpikachu2003

[R18] Modern AU, Romance Comedy story. (KakashixObito) :3 Watching your ex start to date someone else is a horrible feeling. It claws you up inside, making your heart ache in your chest as it feels like it's being ripped to pieces. And its all Obito's fault, because he was the one who broke things off with Kakashi in the first place. So he shouldn't complain if Kakashi started dating someone else... Right? Except that, seeing Kakashi date someone else is bringing back some confusing, long thought forgotten feelings. Feelings like... he might still be in love with his ex. So after one drunk night with Rin and her girlfriend Konan, he decides to do something that he never thought he would ever do. Rin says it would definitely get Kakashi back. And at this point, Obito is willing to try anything . (So... in case anyone doesn't know what a 'tasteful nudie' is, its a sexy nude picture of yourself that you send to your boyfriend or girlfriend... or in this case, an ex. 😂😅) Temporary cover? (Maybe. There was so many I wanted to use, but they were all too risqué 😂) Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, they belong to Masashi Kishimoto. Lots of swearing. (Of course) Smut (And yes, seems like it lol)

Chasing Tinkerbelle (BakuDeku) by foundinsideabook

Izuku Midoriya needed to man up. He needed to man up and ask for help. But equipped with shame and pride, he refused to seek any form of support, not even from his own father. He's okay and he's getting by. Well, he really hope so, as he continue to struggle paying off a debt that is not his, with a drained bank account. More importantly, he might need a fund to afford a defense attorney sooner rather than later... As he continue to have unhealthy murderous feelings toward his infuriating neighbor, who seems like the only goal in life is to drive him to the point of insanity, make his life a living hell... And who also seems fond of calling him 'Tinkerbelle'...

The Fox and The Weasel at Red Dawn: rewrite! by SasuNaru20

One night, Naruto is raped, and he's had enough of life in Konoha. Find out what devistating news will follow, and how is the one responsible for picking up those pieces? yaoi itanaru. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dont forgett to comment to tell me what u think and vot ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°• WORNING : I DONT OWN ANYTHING HERE JUST SHERING THE WONDERFUL STORY (pls dont be mad i love to share the wonderfull storys i read) JA NE Published: 23/02/2018 Compilted: 06/08/2023 Original story from fanfiction Link:https://m.fanfiction.net/u/1881767/brokenfromthepast

Oreo The Human Cat by Polyonymouss

"Oreo, you have to.." "No! I don't want to drink it!" Oreo stepped back quickly. "But why? You can't be like this forever.." Marcie frowned. Oreo raised his left eyebrow. "I can finally be with you and do some actual things together. I already got your heart." Oreo said. "What..what do you mean by that?" Marcie said as she lowered the beverage she was holding. Oreo stared at her. "I thought you knew..." he said looking down. "Knew what exactly?" Marcie said putting down the drink. "You know..." he began. "Before I turned human...." he continued. "..weren't we a couple?" -Chapter 8 __________________________ Marcie was just a 12 year old girl who adored a cat. But sadly, this cat lived with her cousins. So she barely had some time with her beloved cat, Oreo. Yet sadly, Marcie wished he was a human so she could talk to him instead of Oreo being silent to her and doing actions. And since Marcie and Oreo spent some time together, her (Marcie) cousins feel that Marcie and Oreo are a couple. But Marcie felt weird when her cousins said that. She has never became a couple with Oreo and never knew. Yet Oreo had touched noses with Marcie's and Marcie doesn't know anything about animals. So, Marcie believes that she is NOT a couple with Oreo. But...someBODY.....has something against with Marcie's opinion. ___________________________________ Oreo's quote : "I don't want to leave my dear Marcie again. So that is why i'll hold on to her with my lovable paws."

In Another Life ➪ 𝘬. 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 [lemons] by kakashicumslut69

"𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧. 𝐀𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝." • KakashixFem!Reader Going from the boy you hated, to the one you newly loved. Kakashi Hatake was very dear in your heart soon after the death of your two best friends... one of which you already confessed your love to. Years and years pass, the two of you are inseparable; both of you against the world. Kakashi understands you, even if he doesn't know what lives inside of you. Yet one fateful birthday you're sent on a suicide mission from your own sensei, a very close family friend. But did you actually die on that mission? ************* #1 in lemons [12/14/2021] #1 in copycatninja [12/14/2021]

Leave (Naruto YAOI) by slasheRR

KakaIta short story. yaoi.slash.boyxboy.homosexual. If you don't like it, don't read it. FINISHED! Lemon in part three. -- "Just leave then," he whispers brokenly, tears sliding down his face. My heart aches at the sight. "Okay," I murmur. My voice is emotionless, cold, devoid of any comfort. Just like me. Just like I always have been. I don't deserve him, not with all that I have done and will do. He's an angel, a little piece of perfection that just so happened to cross my path. I turn and leave him just like he told me to, just like I always have. Decisive, calculated steps. Not a glance back.

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The Mangekyou to my Sharingan (Itakashi) cover

His Traitor ➪ 𝘬. 𝘩𝘢𝘵��𝘢𝘬𝘦 [lemons] cover

Stay [SasuNaru] cover

Tasteful Nudie | KakaObi cover

Chasing Tinkerbelle (BakuDeku) cover

The Fox and The Weasel at Red Dawn: rewrite! cover

Oreo The Human Cat cover

In Another Life ➪ 𝘬. 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 [lemons] cover

Leave (Naruto YAOI) cover

The Mangekyou to my Sharingan (Itakashi)

Itachi has always put Sasuke before everyone even the man he desperately loved. Kakashi always wondered why itachi killed his clan, why Itachi left without saying a word and why Itachi still isn't back even when Sasuke knows the truth. Both feeling different emotions but with the same thing on their mind... When will I see him again? THIS STORY WILL FEATURE ATTEMPTED SUICIDE, SELF-HARM, AND OTHER POSSIBLE TRIGGERS!! (Other side ships with be features: Naruhina, Sasosaku, ShikaIno, SaiSaku, Deisori, Painkona, SasuSaku, InoSai, ShikaTema (The picture does not belong to me)