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- Parts 48
- Time 1h 41m
Complete, First published Oct 19, 2020
In which a quirky boy finds a phone number on the beaches of LA and a cynical girl receives a call on the other side of the country. Extended summary inside.All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- summaryThu, Dec 17, 2020
- windfallThu, Dec 17, 2020
- one: "that's disappointing"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- two: "is this bottle boy?"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- three: "you have the empathy of a goldfish"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- four: "video chat strip dance?"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- five: "i knew this girl named bunny"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- six: "anything for m'lady"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- seven: "you're speaking the truth my friend"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- eight: "i went to algebra camp when i was twelve"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- nine: "this is one hell of a present"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- ten: "it's not pathetic if he likes you too"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- eleven: "silent stalking?"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- twelve: "i've been feeling name-deprived from you"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- thirteen: "when you say it like that it sounds so dirty"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- fourteen: "she controls the thermostat?"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- fifteen: "itsanairportdate"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- sixteen: "i don't live here, you know"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- seventeen: "screw you for taking my self-pity away"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- eighteen: "nah, it tastes like butt"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- nineteen: "they dont call me easton 'lover boy' adley for nothing"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- twenty: "you would NEVER be thinking what I'm thinking"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- twenty-one: "you really shouldn't put your phone number online"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- twenty-two: "bam chicka bam"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- twenty-three: "she's falling for easton alexander adley"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- twenty-four: "run, barry, run!"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- twenty-five: "you greasy little dishrag"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- twenty-six: "i don't have a stick, kat"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- twenty-seven: "he bit me"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- twenty-eight: "get on my level, adley"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- twenty-nine: "she's so O.M.G"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- thirty: "you're getting hurt either way"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- thirty-one: "no rest for the wicked"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- thirty-two: "you're a killer queen"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- thirty-three: "head. bitten. off."Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- thirty-four: "word for word"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- thirty-five: "you give love a bad name"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- thirty-six: "pain is so close to pleasure"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- thirty-seven: "literally nothing about this has been easy"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- thirty-eight: "i can talk for DAYS, son"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- thirty-nine: "end of story"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- forty: "he's been abused by so many of your family members"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- forty-one: "this is comedy gold"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- forty-two: "if you got stung by a jellyfish, i'd pee on you"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- forty-three: "you're not strong enough to resist their pot of gold"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- forty-four: "mama torres knows this"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- forty-five: "be still my beating heart"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
- forty-six: "like a windfall"Thu, Dec 17, 2020
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