Wei Wuxian: "HEY BITCH, WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER?" Lan Wangji: "Um, who's this?" In which Nie Huaisang, gives Wei Wuxian Jiang Cheng's new number. Turns out, it's not Jiang Cheng. Contains: •swear-words •crack (nOt) text •boyxboy •bad english •lower-case intended •and more-