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groot wins yoda

a group (not cult) against baby yoda, because we all know that dumb bitch grogu or whatever gets too much attention and he's annoying as fuck by now. he's fucking shit. baby groot is better, too. fuck the cringeass stans.

anyone can join that agrees with our policies. co-founders are @SWAGGYDILDO and me.

this is pretty much satire btwAll Rights Reserved

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WAS IT ALL JUST A DREAM - ZACH HERRON

if you're a limelight and believe in crazy things happening, things delusional and only dream possible. this book is for you, its something i wrote in my very early Why Don't We fan era. it's a book im not proud of, but seeing it have 1.05k read is something i never expected(thank you to all those people who did read it, i appreciate it so much<3) if you want to read something that is so cringe worthy, this is the book for you! -edited as of may 16 2022 originally completed on: 6th Feb 2020