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Text Me, 🍅💦😘!
anu_frr
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  • Reads 101,450
  • Votes 3,636
  • Parts 82
  • Time 3h 20m
anu_frr
Ongoing, First published Dec 28, 2020
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"Ino-pig! Thanks for the tour!" Haruno Sakura thanked her old friend. 

"No problem, Billboard-brow. Here's Naruto's number, he's the Student Council President now." Yamanaka Ino replied, handing the pink haired girl a slip with a phone number scrawled on it.

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ThIs iS a CrAcK fAnfIc
Heheh
It's also pretty ooc at times...
But in an entertaining way 

Enjoy, ladies, germs, and other lovely organisms 

<~----~>

Basic plot:

Ino gives Sakura "Naruto's phone number" which is actually the wrong number. Sakura starts texting the wrong number, and that kick starts the story. 

Read to find out who and how the mystery person reacts.
(In case it isn't obvious enough 😓)

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Reoccurring ships:
- SasuSaku (duhh)
- NaruHina
- ItaIzu
- InoSai
- ShikaTema
- NejiTen
- Kakashi x reader

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Goal: 100 chapters fic

+ﾟ*｡：ﾟ+（人*'∀｀）+ﾟ：｡*ﾟ+.
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