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A Real Stand Up Guy (Humphrey x OFC)

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Parts 9
Time 33m

So basically, I felt really sorry in 2X06 when Humphrey explained about his wife and that she never laughed at his jokes. So yeah just a weird little fluff thing cos I feel sorry for him XD.

A lady comes to fix a sofa and Humphrey gets left in the same room as her as she fixes it. The witch with the hammer returns some days later  and the ghosts try to recover both halves of Humphreys body. There be some Shakespeare inspired shenanigans going on. library secrets and Julian causes some mischief.All Rights Reserved

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