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    Statehouse stuff
    Statehouse stuff
    Ohiosimp
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    Ohiosimp
    Complete
    Complete, First published Apr 14, 2021
    I write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
    All Rights Reserved
    • angst
    • benbrainard
    • bullshit
    • fluff
    • incorrectquotes
    • oneshots
    • random
    • ships
    • statehouse
    • statehouseflorida
    • statehousegov
    • statehousetexas
    • states
    • texttospeech
    • welcometothestatehouse
    • welcometothetable
    • wttsh
    angstbenbrainardbullshitfluffincorrectquotesoneshotsrandomshipsstatehousestatehousefloridastatehousegovstatehousetexasstatestexttospeechwelcometothestatehousewelcometothetablewttsh
    Table of contentsLast updated Jun 17, 2021
    • Intro/requests
    • Incorrect quotes 1
    • It's ok
    • Incorrect quotes 2 electric boogaloo
    • Incorrect quotes 3
    • Cuddles
    • More quotes except its all vines
    • Some headcanons
    • New York headcanons because why not
    • More qoutes
    • Squirrels are just tree cats
    • Utah headcanons
    • Failure
    • A warrior cats au cause I can
    • An empty gun and a bloodied mind
    • An empty gun and a bloodied mind 2
    • Lol 420
    • Life is square
    • Georgia is best dad
    • Glass is crunchy
    • Hugs
    • A few Canonheads
    • Insert stupid title name here
    • You be using you phone for country music
    • Statehouse gacha life
    • Thank you!
    • Ohio x Indiana x Alabama headcanons
    • ✨defenestration✨
    • Im an idiot and forgot the title
    • TexCali headcanons
    • Minecraft
    • TexCali smut
    • Just a few headcanons
    • Idk why i wanna do this
    • West coast band headcanons
    • He's here he's queer he's everywhere
    • Should i rick roll Ben?
    • Frick
    • Should i do this instead?
    • I did it
    • This is buwullshit
    • Is that more headcanons?
    • *Smacks your ankle with a scooter*
    • Florida should be its own region
    • Bad Incorrect quotes because it is currently 3:06 AM
    • Tax evasion is the best evasion
    • Dad Utah is best Utah
    • Indiana is baby boy
    • A panicked life
    • A panicked life 2
    • A panicked life 3
    • Human hoes are temporary, diamond hoes are eternal
    • Do any of you want drugs?
    • Crimes are fun!
    • Ohio headcanons
    • *Insert stupid title here*
    • Lollipops now with 10 percent more crack!
    • *sniff sniff* Is that headcanons?
    • Florida with kitty ears
    • Florida x lighter
    • Double stuffed Oreos are lies
    • Idk what to put here
    • Lost my motivation. Wait! There it is.
    • Dead memes and broken dreams
    • We welcome your sins
    • iF i WhErE a RiCh MaN
    • Grab your vampire caprisuns today!
    • Have a break, have a goddamn break, you fucking deserve it!
    • Ha it's the 69th part
    • Sweet like chocolate
    • You're short
    • Baby with a gun
    • Just stop, please.
    • Monke
    • In an alternate universe, Texas is the largest state
    • A newly colorful world
    • Legit just stuff from Luke Correia
    • Kat-Kit
    • Kentucky x Georgia quotes
    • Baby
    • Child Indiana deals with his new boyfriend and the other dumb bitch
    • Just sleep hon
    • Mood
    • More KenGeo quotes
    • Sleep well
    • Why do I ship this?
    • Maine x Maryland quotes
    • Pools
    • Crunch water
    • HA more vines
    • Austin is cinnamon roll
    • City question
    • I'm pretty confident I suck at math
    • City bitch
    • I wanna be a flashlight!
    • Random thing lol
    • Remember to always microwave aluminum foil
    • Remember DC needs to take a break
    • Are you chaotic, sad, or both?
    • I'd never leave you
    • Confrontation
    • Bread makes you fat!
    • HELL IS REAL
    • More random shit
    • Chinken nunget
    • Stay in drugs
    • Brain stupid and doesn't know what to write
    • Bone jesus
    • Frickle frackle i want to be tackled
    • Arson
    • Sleepy state
    • Anyways human slinkies
    • POSITIVITY!!!
    • Life is soup and i am a fork
    • Goddamn triangles
    • Many friends
    • UwU
    • A broken country
    • Rocks!
    • Why is it called an oven?!?!??!?
    • Tiny random thing
    • Stabbing is fun!
    • Fires
    • BaBy DoN't HuRt Me!!!
    • Civil War headcanons
    • A hurting family
    • Civil War AU incorrect quotes
    • So apparently
    • Short civil war thing-
    • Hi
    • Kentucky needs hugs
    • Child IDC caught a snek
    • Escape
    • A thing ye-
    • Some quick civil war things
    • Child DC saying fuck
    • IDC the annoying child
    • Rent free
    • All alone
    • You're a child so no saying swears!
    • A Union victory
    • The government is kind of an ass
    • Remember kids SC sucks!
    • A friendly conversation
    • Outside
    • IDC is a squirrel and you can't tell me otherwise
    • Can we keep it?
    • HEY I CAN KICK YOU'RE BUT EVEN IN THIS DRESS!
    • A sad child
    • Sleep is for the weak!
    • Weird Ohio town names because I'm bored
    • Weird Texas town names because yes
    • Bang bang motherfucker!
    • I DONT NEED NO MAN!
    • Random thing-
    • Coke no cola
    • Random bullshit
    • state hunger games moments
    • Some random Indiana headcanons
    • Random IndiOhBama headcanon that lives in my head rent free
    • Whats up bitches, I'm back on my bullshit!
    • OwO
    • Random thing that doesnt matter
    • Wbjejejnenwnkwo
    • Never gonna give you up!
    • :)
    • IDC is a queen!
    • Work
    • Popcorn
    • Borb
    • It is illegal to own more than 75 salamanders in Illinois
    • Ohio made the first plane
    • Goodnight
    • Random headcanon because i have no self control
    • I should go to bed
    • Kentuck and Indiana just vibing you know, just being happy, I promise...
    • More stuff
    • More deppresso less esppresso
    • Past moments
    • A murderer at heart
    • *idk what to put here*
    • Blue takis taste weird
    • Ohio cities quotes, cause i live in Cleveland
    • Confederation is bitch
    • More Ohio PTSD headcanons
    • I would pay money to watch Detroit and Cleveland fight
    • Virginia just wanted his states to stay with him
    • Virginia and his states canon heads
    • Virginia being a bitch
    • IndiOhBama's pets
    • New video bullshit
    • Just these 3 fuckers vibing with their pets
    • Short vent about the Civil War AU
    • Update on the last chapter
    • More ot3 quotes
    • Just a normal day
    • You guys have fun out there
    • A failed state
    • Fuck them
    • Of course my last chapter is incorrect quotes

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    • Intro/requests
    • Incorrect quotes 1
    • It's ok
    • Incorrect quotes 2 electric boogaloo
    • Incorrect quotes 3
    • Cuddles
    • More quotes except its all vines
    • Some headcanons
    • New York headcanons because why not
    • More qoutes
    • Squirrels are just tree cats
    • Utah headcanons
    • Failure
    • A warrior cats au cause I can
    • An empty gun and a bloodied mind
    • An empty gun and a bloodied mind 2
    • Lol 420
    • Life is square
    • Georgia is best dad
    • Glass is crunchy
    • Hugs
    • A few Canonheads
    • Insert stupid title name here
    • You be using you phone for country music
    • Statehouse gacha life
    • Thank you!
    • Ohio x Indiana x Alabama headcanons
    • ✨defenestration✨
    • Im an idiot and forgot the title
    • TexCali headcanons
    • Minecraft
    • TexCali smut
    • Just a few headcanons
    • Idk why i wanna do this
    • West coast band headcanons
    • He's here he's queer he's everywhere
    • Should i rick roll Ben?
    • Frick
    • Should i do this instead?
    • I did it
    • This is buwullshit
    • Is that more headcanons?
    • *Smacks your ankle with a scooter*
    • Florida should be its own region
    • Bad Incorrect quotes because it is currently 3:06 AM
    • Tax evasion is the best evasion
    • Dad Utah is best Utah
    • Indiana is baby boy
    • A panicked life
    • A panicked life 2
    • A panicked life 3
    • Human hoes are temporary, diamond hoes are eternal
    • Do any of you want drugs?
    • Crimes are fun!
    • Ohio headcanons
    • *Insert stupid title here*
    • Lollipops now with 10 percent more crack!
    • *sniff sniff* Is that headcanons?
    • Florida with kitty ears
    • Florida x lighter
    • Double stuffed Oreos are lies
    • Idk what to put here
    • Lost my motivation. Wait! There it is.
    • Dead memes and broken dreams
    • We welcome your sins
    • iF i WhErE a RiCh MaN
    • Grab your vampire caprisuns today!
    • Have a break, have a goddamn break, you fucking deserve it!
    • Ha it's the 69th part
    • Sweet like chocolate
    • You're short
    • Baby with a gun
    • Just stop, please.
    • Monke
    • In an alternate universe, Texas is the largest state
    • A newly colorful world
    • Legit just stuff from Luke Correia
    • Kat-Kit
    • Kentucky x Georgia quotes
    • Baby
    • Child Indiana deals with his new boyfriend and the other dumb bitch
    • Just sleep hon
    • Mood
    • More KenGeo quotes
    • Sleep well
    • Why do I ship this?
    • Maine x Maryland quotes
    • Pools
    • Crunch water
    • HA more vines
    • Austin is cinnamon roll
    • City question
    • I'm pretty confident I suck at math
    • City bitch
    • I wanna be a flashlight!
    • Random thing lol
    • Remember to always microwave aluminum foil
    • Remember DC needs to take a break
    • Are you chaotic, sad, or both?
    • I'd never leave you
    • Confrontation
    • Bread makes you fat!
    • HELL IS REAL
    • More random shit
    • Chinken nunget
    • Stay in drugs
    • Brain stupid and doesn't know what to write
    • Bone jesus
    • Frickle frackle i want to be tackled
    • Arson
    • Sleepy state
    • Anyways human slinkies
    • POSITIVITY!!!
    • Life is soup and i am a fork
    • Goddamn triangles
    • Many friends
    • UwU
    • A broken country
    • Rocks!
    • Why is it called an oven?!?!??!?
    • Tiny random thing
    • Stabbing is fun!
    • Fires
    • BaBy DoN't HuRt Me!!!
    • Civil War headcanons
    • A hurting family
    • Civil War AU incorrect quotes
    • So apparently
    • Short civil war thing-
    • Hi
    • Kentucky needs hugs
    • Child IDC caught a snek
    • Escape
    • A thing ye-
    • Some quick civil war things
    • Child DC saying fuck
    • IDC the annoying child
    • Rent free
    • All alone
    • You're a child so no saying swears!
    • A Union victory
    • The government is kind of an ass
    • Remember kids SC sucks!
    • A friendly conversation
    • Outside
    • IDC is a squirrel and you can't tell me otherwise
    • Can we keep it?
    • HEY I CAN KICK YOU'RE BUT EVEN IN THIS DRESS!
    • A sad child
    • Sleep is for the weak!
    • Weird Ohio town names because I'm bored
    • Weird Texas town names because yes
    • Bang bang motherfucker!
    • I DONT NEED NO MAN!
    • Random thing-
    • Coke no cola
    • Random bullshit
    • state hunger games moments
    • Some random Indiana headcanons
    • Random IndiOhBama headcanon that lives in my head rent free
    • Whats up bitches, I'm back on my bullshit!
    • OwO
    • Random thing that doesnt matter
    • Wbjejejnenwnkwo
    • Never gonna give you up!
    • :)
    • IDC is a queen!
    • Work
    • Popcorn
    • Borb
    • It is illegal to own more than 75 salamanders in Illinois
    • Ohio made the first plane
    • Goodnight
    • Random headcanon because i have no self control
    • I should go to bed
    • Kentuck and Indiana just vibing you know, just being happy, I promise...
    • More stuff
    • More deppresso less esppresso
    • Past moments
    • A murderer at heart
    • *idk what to put here*
    • Blue takis taste weird
    • Ohio cities quotes, cause i live in Cleveland
    • Confederation is bitch
    • More Ohio PTSD headcanons
    • I would pay money to watch Detroit and Cleveland fight
    • Virginia just wanted his states to stay with him
    • Virginia and his states canon heads
    • Virginia being a bitch
    • IndiOhBama's pets
    • New video bullshit
    • Just these 3 fuckers vibing with their pets
    • Short vent about the Civil War AU
    • Update on the last chapter
    • More ot3 quotes
    • Just a normal day
    • You guys have fun out there
    • A failed state
    • Fuck them
    • Of course my last chapter is incorrect quotes
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