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    a fucking simp, that's what i am.
    a fucking simp, that's what i am.
    heartsf0rayzenn
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    • Reads
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    heartsf0rayzenn
    Ongoing
    Ongoing, First published May 06, 2021
    1 new part
    sup bitches
        
        
        hey im yelena london walker and this is the one i reason i dont have a life
        
        
        welcome fuckers and enjoy ur stay
        
        
        okay bye-
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    Table of contents
    • i-
      Thu, May 6, 2021
    • wow
      Thu, May 6, 2021
    • siriusly hot
      Thu, May 6, 2021
    • oh deer
      Thu, May 6, 2021
    • lilypad
      Thu, May 6, 2021
    • blondie
      Thu, May 6, 2021
    • omg-
      Thu, May 6, 2021
    • spam of the hot noodles
      Thu, May 6, 2021
    • lookin fine ass hell babe
      Thu, May 6, 2021
    • reggie bae
      Thu, May 6, 2021
    • bloody amazing
      Fri, May 7, 2021
    • HOW TF
      Fri, May 7, 2021
    • 🧎‍♀️
      Fri, May 7, 2021
    • MEME TIMEEEE
      Fri, May 7, 2021
    • juat a lil something
      Sun, May 9, 2021
    • okay so....FACE REVEAL
      Sun, May 9, 2021
    • eyeliner
      Sun, May 9, 2021
    • adventures ig🧍‍♀️
      Wed, May 12, 2021
    • hey bitches
      Sun, May 16, 2021
    • finally a fucking update bitch istg🙄✋
      Thu, Jun 3, 2021
    • no
      Sun, Jul 4, 2021
    • im not dead my table is just broken
      Thu, Oct 28, 2021
    • LMAO IM ACTUALLY DEAD.
      Tue, Apr 19, 2022
    • HI HELLO THATS ME
      Sun, Aug 21, 2022
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      Sat, May 27, 2023

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    sup bitches
        
        
        hey im yelena london walker and this is the one i reason i dont have a life
        
        
        welcome fuckers and enjoy ur stay
        
        
        okay bye-

    25 parts

    • LMAO IM ACTUALLY DEAD.
      Tue, Apr 19, 2022
    • HI HELLO THATS ME
      Sun, Aug 21, 2022
    • icon circle-filled
      what the fuck
      Sat, May 27, 2023
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