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Witze aller Art .

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brot dumm dummwiebrot humor ironie lustig sarkasmus schwarzerhumor witze ích

Ich habe unglaublichen Humor auch schwarzen deswegen hatte ich lust euch in diesem Buch alle Möglichen Witze zu schreiben egal ob Sarkasmus ,Ironie oder Schwarzer Humor dabei ist .

Und wie Gesagt Schwarzer Humor ist wir essen - Hat halt nicht Jeder ;)




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