Not everybody needs a thneed (Once-ler X Lorax)
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  • Reads 343
  • Votes 4
  • Parts 9
  • Time 23m
Ongoing, First published Jul 01, 2021
The Once-ler wants to start fresh and joins a academy filled with people to fairies. The Once-ler is still deeply saddened from his past relationship that he will quickly have to face. Once at the academy everything starts acting strange. Read as the Once-ler discovers the mystery and rekindles a past romance.

THERE WILL BE NO SMUT! ... (IDK WHY PEOPLE WANT ONCE-LER SMUT ON HERE BUT THIS STORY WILL CONTAIN NONE).

Thank you CharmingsBadussy08 for editing and co-writing. 
NO HATE TO ED SHEERAN HE SEEMS NICE BUT HE A CHARACTER.

Credits of characters mentioned/used
Lorax-Dr Seuss the Lorax
Once-ler-Dr Seuss the Lorax
Gru-Despicable Me, Minions, Rise of Gru
Obi Wan Kenobi-Star wars episode I,II,III,IV
Anakin Skywalker-Star wars episode I,II,III,IV,V,VI
Fezco-Euphoria 
(Many more I'm too lazy)
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