[✓] roadtrip ~ hc
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  • Parts 14
  • Time 1h 14m
Complete, First published Jul 05, 2021
What Xisuma wanted to come out of his little competition was some kindness to his community, a good 200 bucks for a local charity of the winners choosing. What he didn't expect to come out of it? 

He didn't expect everyone who signed up to cross the finish line as a different person.

...

"I've never seen Bdubs that mad..."

"Can I.. er.. put my hands on yours?"

"You gotta ask him out while we're here man!"

"Sorry I... I get in my head when I'm nervous."

"I can't lose my best friend this way."

"I just talked to Rendog. Holy shit I just talked to Rendog."

"Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles for you, Tango!"

"I genuinely have no clue what's going on."

"Just ask him for his number, it's that easy!"

"He's going to drive straight into us-"

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everyone is doing it, and I also have a lot of ideas in my head. I'll try to write about everyone, but probably will stick to a few hermits since they are probably who I have the most ideas about. there will be no ships at all, everything is platonic and just some good old friends. Also these stories by no means reflect the hermits in real life. They are purely fiction and just for fun. (Warning!) There'll be swearing in here, just saying. (Also all art shown does not belong to me unless I say otherwise.)