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drunken monologues
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  • Time 58m
alexturnersmommy
Ongoing, First published Jul 25, 2021
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𝑑𝑟𝑢𝑛𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠, 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑓𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒
    𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑖'𝑚 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒, 𝑖 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢
    𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑚𝑒 𝑛𝑜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑,
    𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑.
    
    y/n chung's already been having a pretty horrible weekend.
    alex just wanted to know more about alexa.
    
    it didn't go very well when they drunkenly fucked.
    
    alex turner x fem!reader, started august 8, 2021
  
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