Mozart x Draco x Yoko

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Watch the love triangle between Mozart, Draco Malfoy, and Yoko Ono 😱😱😱🤭🤭🤭😈😈😈🤩🤩🤩😣😣😣🥺🥺🥺😳😳😳. 

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𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐇𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐈𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐩𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫. "𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈 𝐝𝐨?" "𝐍𝐨." « 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 & 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 » « 𝐌𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐀𝐔 » « 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 »

you are my secret -a forbidden love story ✔︎ by -angeliqslytherxn

༄𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨.༄*ೃ⋅°✧ © -angeliqslytherxn, 2020. may or may not be rewriting this story.

ETHALINE FLORENCE MALFOY, twin of Draco Malfoy and the second choice finds comfort in a certain raven haired boy the Malfoy family despises after Death Eaters invade the Quidditch Tournament. *UNDER EDITING* ||HARRY POTTER LOVE STORY|| mature SLOWBURN!!!!!

Sad, angry, cute, spicy, funny:) Includes: Draco Malfoy Blaise Zabini Lorenzo Berkshire Mattheo Riddle Theodore Nott Tom Riddle (Not every imagine is romantic) REQUESTS ACCEPTED CREDITS OF LORENZO BERKSHIRE ALL GO TO @babynaomi

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𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐇𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐈𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐩𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫. "𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈 𝐝𝐨?" "𝐍𝐨." « 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 & 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 » « 𝐌𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐀𝐔 » « 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 »

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