The Delicate Art of Living Off of Caffeine
Just a few years back, anyone could tell you that Dex Dizznee was going places; a genius in the ways of science and technology set to graduate a year ahead and coast through college like a breeze. No one excepted it when the teen seemed to have disappeared off the face of the Earth (or at least, the face of the school). His few friends wouldn't spill on where he went and Dex himself would rather die before giving his former classmates the story. He hardly knew how he got into this messy situation in the first place and it was still a mystery how it was keeping him and his siblings afloat. The question is, how will things continue when a particular mischievous, hair-conscious boy gets thrown into the fray?
Ok, so we're doing a kotlc stripper AU because why the hell not? I've noticed that there's a shortage of long fics and spiciness in this ship's fanfic library, so I decided to fill that void. In all honesty, this thing is very self-indulgent and I just hope someone finds it entertaining as well.
