MCYT's A Series of Unfortunate Events

After the three young Soot siblings are left orphaned by a fire in their mansion, they are carted off to live with their distant relative, Count Jschlatt. Unfortunately, Schlatt is a cruel, scheming man only after the inheritance that the eldest Soot, Ranboo, is set to receive. The children escape and find shelter with their quirky Uncle Fundy and, subsequently, their phobic Aunt Nikki, but Schlatt is never far behind.

This will ignore the canon to the dream smp and sbi.

This purely for comedic purposes.

It was a joke gone way too far (remember this is a joke book).