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    TommyInnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death
    TommyInnit's unbeatable method of a...
    idonotloveyouboo
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    • Reads
      Reads 18,030
      18,03018K
    • Votes
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      804804
    • Parts
      Parts 31
      3131
    • Time
      Time 6h 53m
      6 hours, 53 minutes6h 53m
    idonotloveyouboo
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    Complete, First published Dec 03, 2021
    "I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." 
        
        Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen?
        
        "Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes," Tommy hisses, "Well um," He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, "This was like super fun, but I'm - I'mma head out."
        
        or,
        
        in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing.
        
        or or,
        
        a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.
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    • beeduo
    • brothers
    • clementine
    • clingy
    • death
    • dream
    • duo
    • iiloveyou
    • method
    • micheal
    • phil
    • ranboo
    • sapnap
    • sbi
    • sprite
    • subway
    • sudden
    • techno
    • tommyinnitinnits
    • tubbo
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    Table of contentsLast updated Dec 28, 2021
    • NOT MY STORY
    • TommyInnit The Courageous Vigilante Who Constantly Avoids Death
    • Where are the askers?
    • Hoes mad
    • I Just Spoke To TommyInnit He Said Give Me A Goddamn Minute
    • Glock Wielder Supreme
    • We Didn't Start The Fire It Was Always Burning
    • Why The Fuck Is There Spaghetti In My Soup
    • I Lost My Bitchass Roommate Again
    • Sir This Is A McDonald's Drive-Thru
    • Defenestration Bros™️
    • That's What I Like
    • Subway Sandwich But The Sandwich Is Optional
    • You Got Games On Your Phone?
    • Crazy Night Out With Technoblade
    • We Interrupt This Programme-
    • Philza Minecraft Crafts A Fucking Belt
    • I Am Legally Allowed To Park Here, I Have A Child
    • I Pass The Phone Over To A Wrongun
    • Call An Ambulance, But Not For Me
    • Our Get Along Sweater Except It's Fucking Shackles
    • Orthodontist Hate Club UwU
    • Connection Has Been Disconnected, Please Wait-
    • The Festive Christmas Special
    • Connection Failure, Please Try Again-
    • We Never Even Got A Beach Episode
    • A Final Duet
    • I Used To Hear A Simple Song
    • You Took This Broken Melody
    • And Now I Hear A Symphony
    • it's me eneli talking about tumoasd :D

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    • NOT MY STORY
    • TommyInnit The Courageous Vigilante Who Constantly Avoids Death
    • Where are the askers?
    • Hoes mad
    • I Just Spoke To TommyInnit He Said Give Me A Goddamn Minute
    • Glock Wielder Supreme
    • We Didn't Start The Fire It Was Always Burning
    • Why The Fuck Is There Spaghetti In My Soup
    • I Lost My Bitchass Roommate Again
    • Sir This Is A McDonald's Drive-Thru
    • Defenestration Bros™️
    • That's What I Like
    • Subway Sandwich But The Sandwich Is Optional
    • You Got Games On Your Phone?
    • Crazy Night Out With Technoblade
    • We Interrupt This Programme-
    • Philza Minecraft Crafts A Fucking Belt
    • I Am Legally Allowed To Park Here, I Have A Child
    • I Pass The Phone Over To A Wrongun
    • Call An Ambulance, But Not For Me
    • Our Get Along Sweater Except It's Fucking Shackles
    • Orthodontist Hate Club UwU
    • Connection Has Been Disconnected, Please Wait-
    • The Festive Christmas Special
    • Connection Failure, Please Try Again-
    • We Never Even Got A Beach Episode
    • A Final Duet
    • I Used To Hear A Simple Song
    • You Took This Broken Melody
    • And Now I Hear A Symphony
    • it's me eneli talking about tumoasd :D
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