AUDREY ROSIER had it all - a great group of friends, marvellous academic achievements and a perfect smile that could melt anyone's heart. But, to no one's surprise, her love life has been as barren as the cold land of the Himalayas. DRACO MALFOY was the residential prick of Hogwarts. Although he had perfect grades and a persona to die for, he found it all incredibly exhausting. But when he finds his crush's number on a filthy bathroom wall, the "perfect" story of them began.