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Arsenic For MEMES

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Reads 2,472
Votes 70
Parts 14
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Hi, it's beans! I recently got into a book series called Murder Most Unladylike, and it is the most hair-raising, British, and exciting detective series I have ever read! It's perfect for those who like mystery, with a splash of school girl drama and fun!

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR ALL BOOKS

I do not own any of the following characters, they are all owned by Robin Stevens, the author of the MMU series.

Edit: Hi, this is beans! I recently unpublished this book out of pure cringe and concern for my digital footprint because it was written SO long ago. However, after seeing how much attention it got from you guys, I decided to republish it for all to enjoy!(CC) Attrib. NonComm. NoDerivs

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