The Zany Adventures of Willem Dafoe
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teighlaur
Complete, First published Jun 12, 2022
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as you can clearly see, graphic design is my passion

so basically i used this website called novelai to write a story. i would write something and an ai bot would write something. i am not telling you who wrote what you have to figure that out for yourself. i do not condone the things that happen in this story including but not limited to robbery, public indecency, sex, being friends with bill cosby, and shooting people. i hope you all will like the cameos in this story as there are some mcu level cameos in here (hint hint.) i had an absolute blast writing this while jet lagged at 5am. i hope you will find it as funny as jet lagged 5am me did.
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