"let's bend the rules, yeah?" inhuman x male reader
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  • Reads 44,655
  • Votes 2,329
  • Parts 20
  • Time 3h 19m
Ongoing, First published Jul 23, 2022
Mature
mistakenly, [y/n] has unleashed the god of discord and chaos from the stone pillar which he once stood.  and he just finds you oh so amusing, you poor thing. 

this is a higher deity x male reader story, no i will not be changing the gender lol. i am constantly going back and editing my chapters to make sure there are no obvious errors, if you spot anything i missed please let me know! i'd appreciate it!

please let me stress that this is a slow moving romance/?thriller? 

you can't fall in love with something inhuman and terrifying in just one day, especially when it most obviously has morbid intent.

did i mention this might have polyamory? y'all seem to love Philip, so i might throw in some romantic angst. as a treat.
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