The Kissing Analysis
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  • Reads 559,715
  • Votes 23,714
  • Parts 21
  • Time 1h 31m
Complete, First published Jan 31, 2015
"I need notes," Sherlock explained.

"No."

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As of January 30th, 2019, this fic has been revised, edited, and cleaned up to its absolute best for your reading pleasure! Happy shipping, folks! - Noms

Warnings: 
*OOC Mary (not Mary friendly, i'm sorry </3)
*Non/con themes (no rape, minor sexual assault)
*Minor victim blaming (not on purpose, well intentioned/general miscommunication and assholery from John)
*Hand wavey science (not a warning, just hope u know i was bullshitting this whole fic when i wrote it at 13)
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First of all the cover of this fanfic was done by arkarti on tumblr, you should definitely go and look at her work (it is truly the best I have ever seen), you can also find her on Twitter @arkartiart and on YouTube under arkarti, but anyway go and check out her work. This is a johnlock fanfic Sherlock gets in trouble with some criminals, will John get there in time. This happens before Sherlock jumps. This is my first fanfic (wich means it's going to suck), so please if anyone can be bothered to read this pitiful example of a fanfic give me feed back, and don't be nice I want to improve, I know, I know being critical is not very nice but I want to improve. The characters do not belong to me, but come how could I resist. I hope you enjoy