The Kissing Analysis
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  • Time 1h 31m
  • Reads 561,210
  • Votes 23,767
  • Parts 21
  • Time 1h 31m
Complete, First published Jan 31, 2015
"I need notes," Sherlock explained.

"No."

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As of January 30th, 2019, this fic has been revised, edited, and cleaned up to its absolute best for your reading pleasure! Happy shipping, folks! - Noms

Warnings: 
*OOC Mary (not Mary friendly, i'm sorry </3)
*Non/con themes (no rape, minor sexual assault)
*Minor victim blaming (not on purpose, well intentioned/general miscommunication and assholery from John)
*Hand wavey science (not a warning, just hope u know i was bullshitting this whole fic when i wrote it at 13)
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