Scammed by the Creator (DxD Fanfic)

Have you ever... wondered what if would feel like if you were reborn in a harem anime? well... I did and I have to say... you really shouldn't push your luck if you're not the protagonist. All things revolves around him and that thick and stupid plot armor would make all your efforts turn for naught.

I'm Hirano... or should I call myself Riser now? Fuck... this is so complicated. The DxD anime that I was sent to wasn't really the same since... for some reason there are characters which are suppose to guys but... why are they girls?

Anyway... I just wanted to have a peaceful life and stay out of the plot. I already have a harem of my own anyway, and they're all beautiful girls. I just followed the script... well not really since I surrendered during the rating game... anyway, in the end Rias still managed to broke off our engagement so... I should be out of the plot right? RIGHT??

"R-Riser, please listen to me, I-I was wrong so c-can't we restore our engag-"

What the fuck are you talking about??? Didn't you fucking hate me!?

"I'm sorry... I didn't mean what I did in the past..."

Please return the Akeno that looked at me with disgust, who the fuck are you!? ... and Koneko, Kuroka... stop fucking following me around!!

"My precious mate..."

W-Wait... why the fuck is Ophis chasing after me!?

THIS ISN'T HOW ITS SUPPOSE TO GO!! WHY THE FUCK AREN'T ANY OF YOU FOLLOWING THE SCRIPT!?!?

Fuck!!! Issei!! where the fuck are you when I need you!?!?