Never Poke The T-Rex
intentzy14
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  • Reads 10,788
  • Votes 248
  • Parts 3
  • Time 8m
intentzy14
Complete, First published Aug 13, 2022
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Teasing would never get you anywhere. But what if you took it too far and somehow backfired on yourself?

Well, here's the story of a girl who's bitten more than she can chew. Who would've known that by visiting her beloved senpai to change her whole life, for the better or worse? Maybe even both.

(A Oneshot fanfic with two Omake chapters included.)

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I do not own COTE, and they belong to their rightful owner.
All Rights Reserved
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