A collection of politically correct and safe space-affirming stories, each a powerful testament to the unyielding personal strength of the LGBTQIA commu...--*checks acronym*-- Good fuckin' goodness, Alphabet Gang. Numbers too?! Fine. This is a collection of stories about dudes and their best bros overcoming atypical best bro situations. Such as said bro having particularly skirt-worthy hips. All while having to tip-toe around the minefield of identity drama, politics, and a sexuality/gender/identity acronym that now includes numbers, mathematical operators, and "QQ" right in the middle. === Anon: Got it, looked it up. "LGBTQQIP2SAA+". Bro: Math is a sexuality? Anon: No, the plus sign means "and all the rest." Do any of these sound...relevant? Bro: Which one means "Hates That Fairy Fuckin' Rainbow Garbage But Wants His Best Friend's Dick"? Like, I want to be handcuffed to a vanity mirror and fucked in makeup, but not kiss in the rain and wear rainbow shit. Anon: *-flips through book*-...I'm not sure they have an exemption from the rainbow. Bro: Fuck it then, I'll stay hetero. ... Anon: ...You walked into my room with Nutella and water-based lube, and begged me to "give this bad puppy a bone, Daddy." Bro: And I'll do it again.
5 parts