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A Murderer's Guide to Fake Dating

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Parts 15
Time 2h 11m

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The contract is simple: if Jack hides the dead body, Isla will act as his fake date during a wedding.  Simple, minus the fact that they're sworn enemies. 

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After the humiliating rejection from her crush, Isla Chen turns to black magic in hopes of curing her heartbreak - but now there's a dead body in the bathroom and she's stuck with a mess. 

A mess that includes her infuriatingly attractive co-worker Jack Lim, fake dating, and a wedding filled with witches and warlocks. Between escaping murder charges and acting as a fake date, Isla must figure out how to fix her life. Pronto.All Rights Reserved

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Spellbound

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