The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch
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- Reads 60,850
- Votes 2,886
- Parts 53
- Time 5h 12m
Complete, First published Sep 30, 2022
Because the title is probably to long: The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua become online friends, and all of them are sleep deprived idiots with more mental issues than you can count. Or A story where Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua have a diet of energy drinks, pop tarts, and absolutely no sleep. Chaos ensues. This is a reader insert. I will be using They/Them pronouns for the reader, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns. The reader will be a child in this, so all relationships are platonic. 👀TWs👀 •Ooc characters •Cussing •Mentions of suicide/Suicidal jokes •Hisoka •Idiotic author •No respect for the fourth wall •Terrible fanfic in general •Mentions of sex •If you're actually reading this you're hot •Mentions of abuse (Have you seen Killua's family) •(Terrible) Puns •Absolutely no plot •We've replaced plot •Absolute chaos>Plot •By absolute chaos I mean Y/n gets a gun •Y/n should not be allowed to have a gun •Damn, still reading this? You single? 😏 •A lot of gay shit •By gay shit I mean a shit load of glitter bombs •Mentions of violence/violent activities •Probably more Like most of my fanfics, I have no idea where this is going to go, just chaos, pure chaos. I don't own HxH yet I don't own any of the art used is this bookAll Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- ⚠️Warning⚠️Mon, Oct 31, 2022
- 1: How to officiate a weddingMon, Oct 31, 2022
- 2: How to (safely?) put a bee in your mouthMon, Oct 31, 2022
- 3: How to become a god amongst the weird childrenMon, Oct 31, 2022
- 4: How to lose all your (nonexistent) friendsMon, Oct 31, 2022
- 5: How to become a Disney Prince/PrincessWed, Nov 2, 2022
- 6: How to make a good smoothieThu, Nov 3, 2022
- 7: How to acquire a missile laucherFri, Nov 4, 2022
- 8: How to be a master of deceptionFri, Nov 4, 2022
- 9: How to perfectly boil your Pop-tartsFri, Nov 4, 2022
- 10: How to communicate with a pterodactylFri, Nov 4, 2022
- 11: How to overthrow the governmentSun, Nov 6, 2022
- 12: How to burn a toasterMon, Nov 7, 2022
- 13: How to make a leftover Kentucky Fried Children sandwichTue, Nov 8, 2022
- 14: How to create a hedgehog missile launcherThu, Nov 10, 2022
- 15: How to throw half your child in a trash canFri, Nov 11, 2022
- 16: How to snort wormsSat, Nov 12, 2022
- 17: How to end up dying (Unless you have plot armor)Sun, Nov 13, 2022
- 18: How to choke on an airplaneMon, Nov 14, 2022
- 19: How to acquire a slaveTue, Nov 15, 2022
- 20: How to find out you're a hamsterWed, Nov 16, 2022
- 21: How to become a Phantom troupe member :DThu, Nov 17, 2022
- 22: How to ruin Unicorn's lifeMon, Nov 21, 2022
- 23: How to break out of jail!Fri, Nov 25, 2022
- 24: How to avoid doing chores: Idiotic StyleWed, Nov 30, 2022
- 25: How to break a giraffe out of prisonMon, Dec 5, 2022
- 26: How to (barely) survive a month of chores with Killua and Y/nWed, Dec 7, 2022
- 27: How to make trees screamSat, Dec 10, 2022
- 28: How to not think of a fucking chapter title. The author is a idiot.Mon, Dec 12, 2022
- 29: How to get away with murder by evolving into a cricketThu, Dec 15, 2022
- 30: How to be an Examiner and still fail the Hunter Exam.Fri, Dec 16, 2022
- 31: How to create a filler chapter because the author is lazyFri, Dec 16, 2022
- 32: How to parent child terribly. Die in process.Sat, Dec 17, 2022
- 33: How to regret all your life decisionsSat, Dec 17, 2022
- 34: How to adopt a completely normal cat that can talkSat, Dec 17, 2022
- 35: How to eat pizza inside out and look normal doing itSat, Dec 17, 2022
- FUCK SHIT BITCH FUCKWed, Dec 21, 2022
- 36: How to properly interrogate a fishThu, Feb 2, 2023
- 37: How to actually stop abortionsThu, Feb 9, 2023
- 38: How to make your fridge become a suicide bomberTue, Feb 14, 2023
- 39: How to get sexually assaulted by a green beanTue, Feb 21, 2023
- 40: How to (finally) get marriage counselingTue, Feb 28, 2023
- 41: How to get kidnapped. A PowerPoint by Killua and Y/nFri, Mar 3, 2023
- 42: How to kidnap a kangarooThu, Mar 9, 2023
- 43: How to betray everybody and create a kingdom in the processTue, Mar 14, 2023
- 44: How to get adopted by the ZoldycksSun, Mar 19, 2023
- 45: How to legally put babies (that may or may not be yours) in your pocketSat, Mar 25, 2023
- 46: How to play capture the flag but the flag is actually Y/n and KilluaSat, Apr 22, 2023
- 47: How to unsuccessfully sacrifice your friend to the spider godMon, Apr 24, 2023
- 48: How to start a food fight, but your lives end up in dangerWed, Apr 26, 2023
- 49: How toMon, May 1, 2023
- 50: How to get them good good tax benefits😫😫Wed, May 3, 2023
- VOTINGWed, May 3, 2023
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