The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch

Because the title is probably to long: The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch

Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua become online friends, and all of them are sleep deprived idiots with more mental issues than you can count.

Or

A story where Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua have a diet of energy drinks, pop tarts, and absolutely no sleep. Chaos ensues.

This is a reader insert. I will be using They/Them pronouns for the reader, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns.

The reader will be a child in this, so all relationships are platonic.

👀TWs👀
•Ooc characters
•Cussing
•Mentions of suicide/Suicidal jokes
•Hisoka
•Idiotic author
•No respect for the fourth wall
•Terrible fanfic in general
•Mentions of sex
•If you're actually reading this you're hot
•Mentions of abuse (Have you seen Killua's family)
•(Terrible) Puns
•Absolutely no plot
•We've replaced plot
•Absolute chaos>Plot
•By absolute chaos I mean Y/n gets a gun
•Y/n should not be allowed to have a gun
•Damn, still reading this? You single? 😏
•A lot of gay shit
•By gay shit I mean a shit load of glitter bombs
•Mentions of violence/violent activities
•Probably more

Like most of my fanfics, I have no idea where this is going to go, just chaos, pure chaos.

I don't own HxH yet
I don't own any of the art used is this book