Ian was born with his eyes shut, and could not get them open. This was for the best, as open eyes brought a big surprise, but nobody knew that until it was too late. The surgery was performed, Ian could see, but it only takes 60 seconds for the red to cloud over, and his eyes to point in opposite directions, and for his Phsychotic Derp alternate personality to take over. Behind the glasses aren't only his cold blue eyes, but a monster that can only be tamed by the glasses that hold it prisoner, and needs to be kept a secret or many innocent lives will be lost. He soon makes friends, but curiosity can drive people insane. How long can Ian hide the Derp? What would happen if it got discovered? (Includes most of Team Crafted and some others. Cover done by @Jujumouse .)