Unexpected Guests (TF2 x reader)

Life is a silly thing, isn't it? Sometimes it feels funky and it wants to screw with you. Sometimes it decides to give you a break and you actually get to enjoy life.

Life was feeling funky today.

How else would you describe it? A mysterious portal suddenly pops up out of nowhere and 9 full grown ass men appear in your apartment? It doesn't help that they all appear to be video game characters whom you've hyper fixated over on and crushed on for the past 15 years now. How exactly are you supposed to explain that they aren't real? How will they take it? More importantly how can you afford to take care of them? Somehow you need to get them back home, before you're evicted out of your apartment, and before you go insane.

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Before we get started, the story has been proof read by the wonderful and amazing @sn1pertf2 (Mick)! In my opinion he made the story super epic, show them some love.

Comments are very appreciated.

The story will be very self indulgent for me because it's my mental illness and I get to choose the coping mechanism. It's a mature story for adults, but no actual sex will be present. Reader will use she/them pronouns because not every story will cater to everyone and that is fine. Spy is my favorite therefore we get Spy love. A very positive relationship with the mercenaries because yes.

Best ranking:
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#1 in tf2pyro
#8 in tf2spy (my beloved)
#5 in teamfortress2 HOW THE FUCKFMGDAKDGA

And the voice actor for Sniper actually liked my tweet where I was advertising this story, so you're legally obligated to at least read it.