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Alter Ego Stand up

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Someone went overboard and put Stand up on today's Alter Ego program. Now Rondo has to do comedy, but luckily an angel fell for them illegally.

Thank you for stopping by this story, as I want to conquer  english Wattpad , I have to do it through the English language. My apologies if I offend your beautiful language, native English speakers.All Rights Reserved

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Coping because I'm a loser cover

Lost You and Found Me cover

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Deadpool The Greek God Slayer cover

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