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A Walk In The Park (Ineffable Idiots)

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"But Mr.Crowley, how did you get to me? The fire was too big!" Crowley glanced over to the burning house, the dying flames were now being dowsed with water. Repairs were going to cost a fortune.
"It was just a little...miracle, now go back to your parents, they are very scared right now and I think you need to help them." The girl gave him a tight hug around his neck, taking Crowley aback and knocking off his splintered glasses.
"You're so brave, Mister Crowley!"All Rights Reserved

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Chapter One ~ A Walk In The Park
Fri, Mar 3, 2023

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Chapter One ~ A Walk In The Park
Fri, Mar 3, 2023

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