99 Ways to get Rid of Annoying People
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  • Reads 142,332
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  • Parts 48
  • Time 2h 14m
Twinklin_Lights
Complete, First published Dec 10, 2012
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Welcome and beware this book may change your life :3

CAUTION: Please keep in mind that this book is purely fiction and anything deemed inappropriate in this book is purely for laughs. I am not trying to offend anyone.
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