ππππππ π« πππ’π’π || yandere! hitman x cleaner! reader
17 parts Ongoing β Bloodstains & Paychecks β-You were just a broke, unemployed, and slightly unhinged clean freak when he walked in-dangerous, brooding, and way too attractive for someone who casually bleeds on business cards. One job offer later, you're scrubbing blood off marble floors, disposing of evidence, and desperately trying not to simp over your new boss.
Because Mr. Zy? Oh, he's not just your employer. He's a feared hitman, a walking red flag, and possibly the reason your heart rate is now a health concern. Your boss, Mr. Zy, is the definition of bad idea in a good suit-mid-40s, dangerously competent, and carrying enough red flags to start a parade. He doesn't just kill people; he does it aesthetically, and unfortunately for your poor, thirsty brain, that's kinda hot.
Best rankings:
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