British Problems
Datardis
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Datardis
Ongoing, First published Mar 01, 2015
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Hello! I am writing a story so that anyone that doesn't live in the uk will know how hard we have it here. I live in Scotland, so I have experienced all of these. Enjoy!
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"YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED ALONGSIDE LOST!!!" The clearing went silent. Who had spoken the words? I looked to Nova, and saw guilt. I looked to Hawthorne, and saw hurt beyond belief. "How- you...- our- my baby boy! Lost was my baby boy, Nova. It was your fault he- h-h-..." He collapsed into tears, rapidly shifting and disappearing into the inky darkness of the forest. Nova gave an anguished cry of frustration, "Hawthorne!" She screamed, spiraling into a state of utter worthlessness. I padded over gradually and rested my head on her shoulder, "Shh, shh." And I sat there with her for the rest of the night, with Jenny and James beside us too. Nova cried, Jenny cried, James cried and I cried. One for a lost love, one for a broken heart, one for a misunderstood heart, and one for a love that could never be bound. ------------------------------------------------------ Shadow Claw is finally in her sixth year of Hogwarts, but the responsibilities are weighing down on her. She has a young kitten, and has to leave Shade to take care of her during the school days. Jenny Potter has Draco Malfoy as her boyfriend, however there are consequences that neither of them are completely aware of, or willing to accept. James Black is somewhat getting over the death of his father, Sirius Black, but he isn't quite the same; and while his family try to help him, they get caught up in love and magic and danger. It's a frightening year for the trio of friends, but they can manage. Can't they? ------------------------------------------------------ READ 1ST AND 2ND AND 3RD AND 4TH BOOK FIRST - DUH. &lt;&gt; There will be vulgar language; you have been warned &lt;&gt; &lt;&gt; Fanfiction of Harry Potter + my own ideas &lt;&gt; &lt;&gt; All rights and whatevs goes to J.K. Rowling and all the producers and stuff :P &lt;&gt; &lt;&gt; Do not copy this book. I will find you, and I will eat you &lt;&gt;

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