The Misadventures Of Johnny Witherspoon
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  • Reads 115
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  • Parts 3
  • Time 12m
Ongoing, First published May 11, 2023
This story follows the daily struugles of Johnny witherspoon who tends to overthink and exaggerate over the most trivial things. Becouse this, normal day to day procedures are 10x more complicated. This then leads to a host simplistic scenarios that are blown way out of proportion. Don't be like Johnny Witherspoon.
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐛𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬. 𝐒𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐉𝐨𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐧 𝐉𝐨𝐯𝐢 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞... Warning: mature themes in this story/triggering topics, read at your own caution Note: first few chapters may seem a bit slow but hopefully they get better as they go on That being said, I hope you all enjoy!
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