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Desantis's dialemma

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florida homosexual ron rondesantis

Ron Desantis gets exposed as a...read to find out!!

This is a crackfic lol don't take it seriously 😝

CREDITS TOO: Alex the short weeb, the mushroom gang server, and Ron Desatan!

PS. Mr Governor please don't publicly execute me and my friends I'm sorry okay bye-All Rights Reserved

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