Party Poison doesn't do kids. In every sense of the phrase--they don't need Chris Hansen on their ass along with BLI. Being in charge of a surprisingly loyal six-year-old proves to be the least of their problems when a mishap occurs between them, the goverment, and a bomb in their diner-turned-home one night. As Korse would probably say, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em." Or, as Party Poison would say, "Fuck you." (I don't know if I have to say this, but it's not a ship fic or a fic that uses every detail of cannon in it. This is just my little personal killjoys story, some stuff will probably change)
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