Melissa Miracle Smelled My Farts

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2000+ words; A fat loser is rejected by the girl he has a crush on, things take an unexpected twist, but it all works out in the end. A tale of love, hope, flatulence, and, ultimately, self-acceptance.All Rights Reserved

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Melissa Miracle Smelled My Farts
Mon, May 29, 2023

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Melissa Miracle Smelled My Farts
Mon, May 29, 2023

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